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His...SECOND Wife?!

Movies!
Derek was at AFF! What did he see?!

Break out the turnips!! ITS FRAGGLE ROCK!

This is reprehensible

Now we speculate about Harvey Dent!

HOLLA WEIRD AL!


TV

BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth!

STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK:

RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!

The Show!

Sorry guys, we really should have show notes. However, we were pretty much like teenagers when our parents went away.

So enjoy the trainwreck!!

Dork De Jour 28

A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!

NEWS:

Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34

Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown

Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!
Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!

MOVIES:

Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!

EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php

SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.
http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407

CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?

TV:

HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx

SMITH bites the dust:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/

Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?

LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there?
http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php

Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride!


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News:
George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: Date Leo DiCaprio

“Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa!


When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker punches Paris Hilton in the face

Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the size 0 model controversy by using size 20’s

new celebrity sex tape: Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT:
This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR

AMAZON LINK:


FOOTBALL:

Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he returns to Philly this Sunday?

MOVIES:

Whedon confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2.

Downey Jr, to play IRON MAN!

Theyre really remaking REVENGE OF THE NERDS?

and CHIPS? No way!

TV:
LOST Debuted… WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE

JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and…

Im gonna give HEROES a couple weeks because of the writer:

Stupid girl of the week:

Cmon, you thought we were gonna let Foley get off without a comment?