tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228735672024-03-13T11:06:16.418-07:00Dork De JourA Podcast featuring dorks, geeks, freaks, nerds, twerps and neo maxi zoon dweebies talking silly about TV, Movies, Entertainment and pop culture.Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-73193376212143614002007-06-05T15:06:00.000-07:002007-06-05T15:18:30.243-07:00Dork De Jour 44Dork De Jour 44: This is the 44th one!<br /><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_44.mp3">Direct Download</a><br /><br />NEWS:<br /><br />Dude, when MOTLEY CRUE thinks Paris Hilton should be in jail?<br /><a href="http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967">http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967</a><br /><br />Lets see… MICHAEL LOHAN seems like the sane one sane in that family… wonder why shes a drunk.<br /><br /><br />No wonder he couldn’t make it work with Maris or Daphne!<br /><a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce">http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce</a><br /><br />A dude got on a plane with TB…. And his FIL worked at the CDC…weird<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE<br /></a><br />MUSIC:<br /><br />What if NiN did the Hillary Clinton Theme song…<br /><a href="http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme">http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme</a><br /><br />Speaking of music: MAKE JOE REVIEW IT IS BACK!!!<br /><br />MAROON FIVE BABY<br /><br />MOVIES:<br /><br />Spidey made a bajillion in a black suit, but the idea…cost about 200 bucks.<br /><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker">http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker<br /></a><br />YAYAYA PIRATES made a giant pile of money….but less than spidey, so it’s a failure?<br /><br />Wow…. So we see joker, and…. Hes really really gross!<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723</a><br /><br />First transformers, now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE…where’s the CARE BEARS?<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723">http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117965714.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564</a><br /><br />Then again… BARBARELLA is confirmed!<br /><a href="http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html">http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html</a><br /><br />TV:<br /><br />HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LOST!<br /><br />HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HEROES!<br /><br />HOLY FUCKIN MEH….AI<br /><br />HOLY SHIT! IT’S A SCHRUTE BUCK!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.tobyjones.com/images/schrute_buck.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.tobyjones.com/images/schrute_buck.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I've seen 2 of the new pilots of next year’s shows…<br /><br />BIONIC WOMAN<br />LIFE!<br /><br />STUPID..>EWWW of the week!<br /><br />In Sveeden, ve go on de game shows to vin a kidney!<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-34083012616446312002007-05-20T16:56:00.000-07:002007-05-20T17:30:55.216-07:00Dork De Jour 43: And now we're backA Long Time Ago We Used to be Friends…<br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_43.mp3"><br />DOWNLOAD</a><br /><br />Paris Hilton-need we say more?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304">http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304</a><br /><br />Jerry Falwell dies and Fred Phelps is gonna protest? Damn that is like something out of the Old testament<br /><br /><a href="http://www.godhatesamerica.com/">http://www.godhatesamerica.com/</a><br /><br />Got Herpes? Well that may be a good thing?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/</a><br /><br /><br /><br />TV<br /><br />We are putting this first because it is Finale O’Rama<br /><br />Finales! Lost, The Office, etc and so on.<br /><br />Poor Pam!<br /><a href="http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/">http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/</a><br /><br /><br />Has American Idol Fallen ?<br /><a href="http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067">http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067</a><br /><br />The Soprano’s HOLY SHIT!<br /><br />Meeting of the minds: Why do all the shows we like get cancelled?<br /><br /><br />Movies<br /><br />Punisher2 Mix em up<br /><a href="http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32673</a><br /><br />Is that the FUCKING Highlander?<br /><br />In 300 words or less- Why Derek didn’t like Spiderman.<br /><br />Which movie is least likely to blow?<br />Pirates? <br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686</a><br /><br />Transformers?<br />Harry Potter?<br />Hairpsray?<br /><br />Music Joe Likes<br /><br />Stupid arrogant weirod of the week! Marilyn Manson<br /><br />Just.fucking,ewww:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw</a><br /><br />Your 19 year old girlfriend looks like your ex wifeDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-85740779587805073432007-04-26T19:28:00.001-07:002007-04-26T19:39:52.832-07:00Dork De Jour 42: DAYTIMES<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_42.mp3"><b>Dork De Jour 42</b></a><br /><br /><b>NEWS</b><br /><br />Tolkien's son finishes JRR's last book about hobbits and wizards, but do they screw?<br /><a href="http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html" target="_new">http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html</a><br /><br />Nike releases the MCFLY SHOES FROM BTTF 2!!!<br /><img src="http://www.sneakerhunt.com/pics/mcfly/mcscreen.jpg" alt=""><br /><a href="http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/" target="_new">http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/</a><br /><br />NEW NINE INCH NAILS<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/" target="_new">http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/</a><br /><br /><b>MOVIES</b><br /><br />Galactus will be a big F'ing cloud in FF2, and it will SUCK<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330" target="_new">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330</a><br /><br />Frank Darabont says INDY 4 a big dissapointment..... <br /><a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/" target="_new">http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/</a><br /><br />Larry Kasdan to remake CLASH OF THE TITANS? Who will wear the way too short bedsheet in this version?<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309" target="_new">http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309</a><br /><br />Kate Beckinsale IS BARBARELLA??<br /><a href="http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/" target="_new">http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/</a><br /><br />Grindhouse doesnt make a bajillion dollars, entertainment press smells blood in water!!<br /><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS" target="_new">http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS</a><br /><br /><b>TV</b><br /><br />LOST IS JUST F'IN AWESOME!!<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331" target="_new">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331</a><br /><br />Voting for the worst only works for so long... So...So Long Sanjaya!<br /><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews" target="_new">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews</a><br /><br />DRIVE is pretty good.... plus, Captain Tightpants is a badass!<br /><a href="http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/" target="_new">http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/</a><br /><br /><b>STUPID..... OF THE WEEK</b><br /><br />The Media<br /><br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/" target="_new">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-46735678090998382082007-03-20T08:17:00.000-07:002007-03-20T21:33:50.111-07:00Dork De Jour 40<span style="font-weight:bold;">Dork De Jour 40</span><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_40.mp3">DOWNLOAD IT HERE</a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">NEWS:</span><br /><br />It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS!<br /><br />NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS!<br /><a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html" target="_new">http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html</a><br />Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude??<br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/" target="_new">http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/</a><br />Captain America – Dead<br />Stephen Colbert willed his Shield<br /><a href="http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926" target="_new">http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926</a><br />Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her..<br />Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody?<br /><a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1" target="_new">http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">MOVIES:</span><br />Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter???<br /><a href="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627" target="_new">http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627</a><br />Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam??<br /><a href="http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551" target="_new">http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551</a><br />You didn’t think 300 would get past us?<br />Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301?<br /><a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/" target="_new">http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/</a><br />Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film!<br /><a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/" target="_new">http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/</a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">TV:</span> <br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year!</span><br /><br />Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character!<br /><br />LOST is really good, why is no one talking?<br />Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN?<br /><a href="http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969" target="_new">http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969</a><br />ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES!<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779" target="_new">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779</a><br />ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn?<br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/" target="_new">http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK!</span><br />Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY!<br /><a href="http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php" target="_new">http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-10728838685019756592007-03-05T07:39:00.000-08:002007-03-05T12:59:24.977-08:00Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!<a href="http://media24a.libsyn.com/podcasts/9cff5156efddc174b58cf43e45739956/45ec8272/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_39.mp3">Dork De Jour 39</a>: Post Oscar Spectacular!<br /><br />NEWS:<br />Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.<br /><br />http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C<br /><br />OSCAR ROUNDUP:<br />http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9<br /><br />ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY<br />http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html<br /><br />MOVIES<br />JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK<br />Who would YOU cast as the leads?<br />http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/<br /><br />ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!<br />But….its long!<br />http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C<br /><br />300 OPENING MARCH 9<br />OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!<br />http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info<br /><br />SIN CITY 2 starts filming!<br />http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book<br /><br />TV<br />KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?<br />Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?<br />http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html<br /><br />JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE<br />And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/02/blades_of_glory_stills/blades-of-glory-stills-02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/02/blades_of_glory_stills/blades-of-glory-stills-02.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!<br />http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.phpDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-47696942844718882852007-02-18T13:13:00.000-08:002007-02-18T13:39:05.991-08:00Is this the new Britney?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/dmann-aicn/Britfester.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/dmann-aicn/Britfester.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Duh duh duh duhh...snap snap...duh duh duh duuh...snap snapDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-91187029184747635232007-02-14T18:35:00.000-08:002007-02-14T20:44:07.197-08:00Dork De Jour 38: Trainwrecks R Us!<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_38.mp3">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a><br /><br />The Bears lost, Andy Reid is on vacation and football is over.<br /><br />NEWS:<br />Anna Nicole Smith is dead, and the whole world is watching a non stop train wreck!<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C</a><br /><br />The Dixie Chicks win a bunch of Grammies!<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C</a><br /><br />MOVIES:<br /><br />HOLY CRAP! George Lucas thinks EMPIRE is the worst SW film?<br /><a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/">http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/</a><br /><br />You can download ALL the oscar movies free! (Illegally)<br /><a href="http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php">http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php</a><br /><br />The story of the astronaut turned stalker optioned by producers…<br /><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312">http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312</a><br /><br />TELEVISION:<br /><span class="on" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_CreateLink" title="Link" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" onmousedown="CheckFormatting(event);FormatbarButton('richeditorframe', this, 8);ButtonMouseDown(this);"><img src="http://www2.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif" alt="Link" border="0" /></span><br />A new reality show. Starring the MUPPETS???<br /><a href="http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml">http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml</a><br /><br />LOST was new!! And it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!<br /><a href="http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html">http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html</a><br /><br /><br />STUPID ……OF THE WEEK<br />The Hooha Monologues?<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm<br /></a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1170462293569253492007-02-02T16:22:00.000-08:002007-02-02T16:24:53.593-08:00Dork De Jour 37: DA BEARS<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_37.mp3">Dork De Jour 37</a><br /><br />DA BEARS ARE IN THE SUPAHBOWLLLLLLL!!!<br /><br />NEWS:<br /><br />But Britney isn’t!<br />http://www.nydailynews.com/01-16-2007/news/story/489076p-411883c.html<br /><br />Silver Surfer showed his crotch too!<br />http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303<br /><br />MOVIES:<br /><br />Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johannsen to play her in a movie<br />http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476<br /><br />Sam Raimi to make web slinging, boomstick carrying hobbits?<br />http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2007/01/29/raimi-taking-the-reigns-of-the-hobbit/<br /><br />Dakota Fanning on rape scene in new movie “Its called acting”<br />http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/24/sundance.fanning.ap/index.html<br /><br />OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE OUT<br />http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31338<br /><br />MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: THE SHINS<br /><br />TV:<br /><br />Lost planning the end, won’t go out like X-Files<br />http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=11372<br /><br />Is American Idol too mean?<br />http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=26997<br /><br />STUPID MARE OF THE WEEK<br />Everyone involved with Barbaro.<br />http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.htmlDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1169011103209866262007-01-16T21:11:00.000-08:002007-01-16T21:18:23.223-08:00Episode 36: quickly drunklyDork De Jour 36: Back in the groove baby.<br /><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_36_1.mp3">Direct Download</a><br /><br />Pimp interview Derek and Steve the Aussie did with Uwe Boll:<br />http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/<br /><br />Miracleman’s best of 2006 list (its at the top of the DDJ Gmail)<br /><br />NEWS<br /><br />David Beckham to play a real American game, Soccer:<br />http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/01/11/beckham.mls/index.html?cnn=yes<br /><br />Apple shows off new iphone, and I WANT IT!! Lets see if we can beg til Steve Jobs gives us phones:<br />http://www.apple.com/iphone/<br /><br />Van Halen, REM and others to join Rock and Roll hall of fame:<br />http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/rock_hall_inductees_2<br /><br />MOVIES<br /><br />The infighting over LOTR, the Hobbit and money keeps on, Peter Jackson now banned from New Line:<br />http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31211<br /><br /><br />James Cameron AND M Night to each make films called Avatar?<br />http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31185<br />http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31186<br /><br />TV<br /><br />O’ Reilly and Colbert to meet… and the world didn’t explode!<br />http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070109/D8MHUAU80.html<br /><br />24 season 6 leaked!<br />http://torrentfreak.com/24-season-6-leaked-on-bittorrent/<br /><br />is BSG gonna kill off Starbuck???<br />http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/something_profo.html<br /><br />STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:<br /><br />Donald Trump, Rosie, Barbara, et al… But especially the Donald!<br />http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_en_ce/people_madonnaDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1168707786952142822007-01-13T08:59:00.000-08:002007-01-13T09:05:38.480-08:00DORK DE JOUR AND VIRTUAL CHAINSAW TALK TO UWE BOLL!!!That's right kool kats and kiddos, Steve (the aussie from our E3 coverage) and I sit down for both halves of a two part interview with reviled director Uwe Boll. Laugh, cry and...well, not really cry, just laugh as we talk to the fascinating man who gave us such crap video game movies as BLOODRAYNE, ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD.<br /><br />Listen close, because he is gonna spill all on what may be the MOST hated video game movie ever, POSTAL. <br /><a href="http://media-c01.libsyn.com/podcasts/cc7d90c4bf1b49c9e38f23a06c4c36ba/45a90f79/virtualchainsaw/Uwe_Boll_Interview_completed.mp3">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1168287492152964072007-01-08T12:16:00.000-08:002007-01-08T12:24:50.153-08:00Episode 35: Best of 2006Ya know, sometimes it's OK to go off the rails. So this episode is dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly that was 2006. <br />Come with us as we laugh, cry, hurl, and scream about the year that was.<br />Enjoy the <a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_35.mp3">trainwreck!</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1166558919879381962006-12-19T11:48:00.000-08:002006-12-19T12:08:39.926-08:00Dork De Jour 34: BNAT!!!!<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_34.mp3">BNAT!!!</a><br /><br />We all went to the annual BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, aka BNAT!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHIRPY!<br />BLACK SNAKE MOAN!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">DREAMGIRLS !</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">ONCE APON A GIRL!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">INHERIT THE WIND!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">ROCKY BALBOA!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">FOOTAGE FROM the film FANBOYS!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">KNOCKED UP!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">ZWARTBOEK (Blackbook)</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE INFORMER!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">RAW FORCE!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">SMOKIN' ACES!</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">300!</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/American-rough-bnat8.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/American-rough-bnat8.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1165008354268596842006-12-01T13:21:00.000-08:002006-12-01T13:25:54.453-08:00Dork De Jour 33: Turkey in our belly<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_33.mp3">DDJ 33</a>: The age when Chris Farley, John Belushi and Jesus died<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NEWS;</span><br />Director Robert <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061121/ap_en_mo/obit_altman">Altman</a> dies: What is your favorite Altman film?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,230838,00.html">OJ’s</a> book and tv show detailing “If I Did It” canned:<br /><br />Gossip:<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2681885&page=1"> Britney, Britney Britney:</a><br />First she’s smart, she dumps the Federline!Then, rumored sex tape, just doesn’t exist!<br />Then…. It all falls apart.She’s hanging out with Paris Hilton<br />She also seems to show her bits n pieces a whole heck of a lot!<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061128/ap_en_mu/people_anderson_rock">Pammy and Kid Rock</a>… divorcing!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MAKE JOE REVIEW ETHEL MERMAN DOES DISCO</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOVIES:</span><br />Peter Jackson drops off <a href="http://www.theonering.net/staticnews/1163993546.html">THE HOBBIT</a>:<br /><br />Hold the phone <a href="http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42817/ZAENTZ_RINGS_IN_JACKSON_FOR_PREQUELS">Bilbo</a>! Maybe he will do it<br /><br />WB to produce a DTV V FOR VENDETTA SEQUEL<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TV:</span><br />FOX NEWS to start a “<a href="http://www.forbes.com/digitalentertainment/2006/11/20/foxnews-conservative-satire-tech-media-cx_1120varietytv.html<br />">Daily Show for Conservatives</a>”<br /><br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30772">Battlestar</a> moving to Sundays?<br /><br />Show Roundup… as we head into the “Fall finales” season<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">STUPID GIRLS OF THE WEEK</span><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/">Michael Richards,</a> aka “KKKramer”…evidently loves dropping <a href="http://www.moronlife.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=442&Itemid=33">N bombs</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1163706784210964592006-11-16T11:45:00.000-08:002006-11-16T11:53:04.223-08:00Dork De Jour 32: BIRFDAY!!!<b>DDJ 32- Shit Megan Wants to Talk About </b><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_32__BIRFDAY.mp3"><br />Direct Download</a><br /><br />News<br /><br />NO <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/11/k-fed-playing-with-pennies/">Axl</a>...you have to be drunk to BUY these tickets you Botoxed asshole:<br /><br />ROAD TRIP! –Man finds opiates in his <a href="http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_316234459.html">Taco Bell</a><br /><br />Italian men RULE! <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=416078&in_page_id=1770&in_a_source=">Armani</a> putting size 14s on the catwalk!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=food+of+shame&defid=2080159">Food of Shame</a>...Did I make this up?<br /><br /><a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.listAll&friendID=21013530&startID=169232432&StartPostedDate=2006-09-17%2018:36:00&next=1&page=1&Mytoken=D125DDDF-C642-47AB-9ABF2BB0EA62F35333786206">Proof! </a><br /><br />FEDERLINE O-rama!!<br /><a href="http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/26921.aspx">ERASE THE TAPE PEOPLE! </a><br /><br />MAKE JOE REVIEW IT! LET THE FEDERLINING Begin!!<br /><br />Movies<br /><br />What does <a href="http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2006/indie.scene/index.html">Independent</a> Mean?<br /><br />Heres a though-Don’t be a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/09/borat-lawsuit-high-five/">BIGOT</a> in front of a camera!!<br /><br /><b>Megan Rambles about movies and Joe and Derek Interject </b><br /><br />TV<br /><br />Who was hotter on Lost? Captain TightPants or Sawyer?<br /><br />Celebrity Supernatural Project : Gary Busey! Ghosts! JEREMIAH TROTTER!<br /><br />BSG<br /><br />Megan Rambles about TV and Joe and Derek Interject<br /><br />Stupid Girl of the Week<br /><br />Megan...and she will tell you why!Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1163017367828124492006-11-08T12:12:00.000-08:002006-11-08T12:22:48.590-08:00Dork De Jour 31: Rant o RamaCALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE<br /><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_31.mp3">Direct Download</a><br /><br /><b><br />NEWS:</b><br />*Is this proof that Linsday Lohan is on <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/29/exclusive-lindsay-out-of-it-whos-chasing-me/">METH?</a><br /><br />*<a href="http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1554852,00.html">Neil Patrick Harri</a>s comes out! What other celebrities do we think should just get it over with?<br /><br /><br /><b>We all saw BORAT!!! Reviews, thoughts</b><br />*FOX doesn’t think all us hillbillies in middle America can “get” <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/no joke borat is make unglorious slash_25_10_06">BORAT</a><br /><br />*On the other hand, Universal thinks the followup to <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3iSvX2Mh9HIlJpLf4wFLDFig==">Borat</a> is worth a boatload of money:<br /><br />MOVIES:<br />*<a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30560">HALO</a> gets scuttled!<br /><br />*Spider Man 3 news/rumor: B<a href="http://www.superherohype.com/news/spider-mannews.php?id=4846">RUUUUUUCE!</a><br /><br />*28 WEEKS <a href="http://www.foxatomic.com/ - PAGE_101:movie=/cols/cols_1600_1_28wclip.flv&movie_id=1601">LATER</a> raw footage:<br /><br />TV:<br />*<a href="http://www.tv.com/story/6939.html">ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT</a> creator gets new show!<br /><br />*Bob Barker is gonna quit <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2619072&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312">THE PRICE IS RIGHT</a>!<br /><br />*HEROES, LOST, BSG, ETC…..<br />*<a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1553147_3_0_,00.html">LOST</a> theory that lets Derek say big words:<br /><br />STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK<br />*<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/466386p-392437c.html ">Marcia Cross</a> of desperate housewives…You had a bunch of nudie pics of yourself, cool, but how fucking retarded are you to THROW THEM IN THE TRASH…hello! STUPID!Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1162230192540322872006-10-30T09:12:00.000-08:002006-10-30T10:02:37.590-08:00Dork De Jour 30:CALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_30__Baby_In_a_Washer.mp3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Download</span></a><br /><br />NEWS<br /><br />Only because I <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061024/ap_on_fe_st/toy_toddler" target="_new">understand</a><br /><br />His...<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/10/20/nhawking20.xml" target="_new">SECOND</a> Wife?!<br /><br />Movies!<br />Derek was at AFF! What did he see?!<br /><br />Break out the turnips!! ITS <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/20/film.fraggle.reut/index.html" target="_new">FRAGGLE</a> ROCK!<br /><br />This is <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/10232006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm" target="_new">reprehensible </a><br /><br />Now we speculate about Harvey Dent!<br /><br />HOLLA <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/23/music.yankovic.reut/index.html" target="_new">WEIRD AL</a>!<br /><br /><br />TV<br /><br />BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth!<br /><br />STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK:<br /><br /><b>RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!</b>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1161624595557602052006-10-23T10:24:00.000-07:002006-10-23T10:29:55.796-07:00Dork De Jour 29- Off the Rails on this Crazy Train<a href="http://media22a.libsyn.com/podcasts/adef81b1d54b7ac474e8707f6dbfdba8/453cf89e/dorkdejour/DDJ29.mp3">The Show! </a><br /><br />Sorry guys, we really should have show notes. However, we were pretty much like teenagers when our parents went away.<br /><br />So enjoy the trainwreck!!Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1160786051988619872006-10-13T17:13:00.000-07:002006-10-13T17:56:27.223-07:00Dork De Jour :28 -Reference War!!<a href="http://media20a.libsyn.com/podcasts/dfba1de823a247454bd1e90dd607b060/45302648/dorkdejour/DDJ28.mp3">Dork De Jour 28</a><br /><br />A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NEWS:</span><br /><br />Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:<br /><a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34">http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34</a><br /><br />Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown</a><br /><br />Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!<br />Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MOVIES:</span><br /><br />Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!<br /><br />EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:<br /><a href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php">http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php</a><br /><br />SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.<br /><a href="http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513%20-%20144407">http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407</a><br /><br />CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?<br /><a href="http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?">http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?<br /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">TV:<br /><br /></span>HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:<br /><a href="http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx">http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx</a><br /><br />SMITH bites the dust:<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--">http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--<br /></a><br />Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?<br /><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/">http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/</a><br /><br />Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?<br /><br />LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)<br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344">http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:<br /></span><br />Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there? <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/">http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php<br /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1160167711505220462006-10-06T13:39:00.000-07:002006-10-06T14:00:25.326-07:00Episode 27: CLOONEY TO FOLEY...WHAT A RIDE!<b>Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride!<br /><br /></b><br />Call the Dorkline <b>206-339-4753!</b> Email us! Dorkdejour@gmail.com!<br /><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_Episode_27.mp3" target="_new">DIRECT DOWNLOAD</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">News:</span><br />George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/03/people.clooney.ap/index.html" target="_new">Date Leo DiCaprio</a><br /><br />“Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa! <br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/89/258883629_a9fba9ba6b.jpg?v=0" alt=""><br /><br />When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/04/exclusive-paris-shana-in-fight-police-reports-filed/" target="_new"> punches</a> Paris Hilton in the face<br /><br />Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the <a href=" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=408463&in_page_id=1770&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5" target="_new">size 0 mode</a>l controversy by using size 20’s<br /><br />new celebrity sex tape: <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html" target="_new">Screech</a> from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />MAKE JOE REVIEW IT:</span><br />This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR<br /><br />AMAZON LINK:<br /><iframe src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=dorkdejour-20&o=1&p=6&l=as1&asins=B000FTWB7G&fc1=000000<1=_blank&lc1=0000ff&bc1=ffffff&bg1=ffffff&npa=1&noImg=1&f=ifr" style="width:120px;height:150px;" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" frameborder="0"></iframe><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />FOOTBALL:</span><br /><br />Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2604695<br />" target="_new">return</a>s to Philly this Sunday?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />MOVIES:</span><br /><br /><a href="http://whedonesque.com/comments/11487 - 143843" target="_new">Whedon</a> confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30225" target="_new">Downey Jr</a>, to play IRON MAN! <br /><br />Theyre really remaking <a href="http://comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=16756" target="_new">REVENGE OF THE NERDS?</a><br /><br />and <a href="http://www.towleroad.com/towleroad/2006/10/chips_wilmer_va.html" target="_new">CHIPS?</a> No way!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />TV:</span><br />LOST Debuted… <i><b>WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE</b></i><br /><br />JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and…<br /><br />Im gonna give <a href="http://www.superherohype.com/news/heroesnews.php?id=4638" target="_new">HEROES</a> a couple weeks because of the writer:<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Stupid girl of the week:</span><br /><br />Cmon, you thought we were gonna let <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/BrianRoss/story?id=2509586&page=1" target="_new">Foley </a>get off without a comment?Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1159390583156946062006-09-27T13:55:00.000-07:002006-09-27T13:56:23.160-07:00Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.Dork De Jour <a href="http://media27a.libsyn.com/podcasts/654ec15c060361f6b76213bdb6342193/451adff3/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_Episode_26.mp3">Episode</a> 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.<br /><br /><br /> Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!<br /> 206-339-4753<br /> Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!<br /><br /> We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!<br /><br /> NEWS:<br /><br /> Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?<br /><br /> K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!<br /><br /> London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?<br /><br /> MUSIC VEGAS HATES:<br /> THIS WEEK:<br /> FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess<br /><br /><br /> Book Review:<br /> World War Z by Max Brooks<br /> Amazon Link - World War Z<br /> MOVIES:<br /> Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.<br /><br /> Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:<br /><br /> TV:<br /><br /> NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:<br /> Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.<br /> Is it the Madden Curse?<br /> Amazon Link Madden<br /> Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.<br /><br /> Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.<br /> Saints win in a return to the Superdome.<br /><br /> Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?<br /><br /> RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???<br /><br /> LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.<br /><br /> STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:<br /><br /> Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!<br /><br /> *<br /> Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIIIDork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1159291259306612992006-09-26T10:18:00.000-07:002006-09-27T13:52:58.193-07:00Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.Dork De Jour <a href="http://media27a.libsyn.com/podcasts/654ec15c060361f6b76213bdb6342193/451adff3/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_Episode_26.mp3">Episode</a> 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.<br /><br />Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!<br />206-339-4753<br />Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!<br /><br />We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!<br /><br />NEWS: <br /><br />Willie Nelson arrested for having <a href="http://bloomideas.blogspot.com/2006/09/exclusive-photo-willie-nelsons-stash.html" target="_new">weed and mushrooms</a> when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/25/k-fed-no-mo-popozao/" target="_new">K-Fed</a> not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=406198&in_page_id=1879" target="_new">London </a>model turned boutique owner claims a certain (<a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/conspiracy_corner/who_could_she_possibly_be_talking_about_20060924.php " target="_new">unnamed in the article</a>) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?<br /><br />MUSIC VEGAS HATES: <br />THIS WEEK: <br />FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FDutchess-Fergie%2Fdp%2FB000H4VV52%2Fsr%3D8-1%2Fqid%3D1159291513%2Fref%3Dpd%5Fbbs%5F1%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dmusic&tag=dorkdejour-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">The Dutchess</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=dorkdejour-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <br /><br /><br />Book Review:<br />World War Z by Max Brooks<br />Amazon Link - <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FWorld-War-Oral-History-Zombie%2Fdp%2F0307346609%2Fsr%3D8-1%2Fqid%3D1159291742%2Fref%3Dpd%5Fbbs%5F1%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dbooks&tag=dorkdejour-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">World War Z</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=dorkdejour-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <br />MOVIES: <br /><a href="http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/steve+o/steveo-irrigates-the-red-carpet-202590.php" target="_new">Jackass #2</a> is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.<br /><br />Our Austin friends see <a href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2006-09-25T031220Z_01_N24227883_RTRUKOC_0_US-GIBSON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22" target="_new">APOCALYPTO</a>, and Mel Gibson mouths off:<br /><br />TV:<br /><br />NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:<br />Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2232084" target="_new">Shaun Alexander</a>.<br />Is it the Madden <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madden_NFL" target="_new">Curse</a>?<br />Amazon Link <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FMadden-NFL-07-Xbox-360%2Fdp%2FB000FDOTN6%2Fsr%3D8-2%2Fqid%3D1159291851%2Fref%3Dpd%5Fbbs%5F2%3Fie%3DUTF8%26s%3Dvideogames&tag=dorkdejour-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325">Madden</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=dorkdejour-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> <br />Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.<br /><br />Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.<br />Saints win in a return to the Superdome.<br /><br />Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2465303&page=1" target="_new">SCRUBS</a>?<br /><br />RUNWAY <a href="http://newyorkmetro.com/news/intelligencer/21688/" target="_new">CONTROVERSY</a>???<br /><br />LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking <a href="http://www.buddytv.com/articles/lost/lost_stars_ordered_to_keep_the.aspx" target="_new">nude</a>, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.<br /><br />STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:<br /><br />Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/the_ballad_of_fire_ice_20060922.php">Kevin Connolly</a>, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1158692769137246402006-09-19T12:01:00.000-07:002006-09-19T12:24:18.356-07:00Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIIICall the Dorkline: <b>206-339-4753<br /></b><br /><a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/DDJ25.mp3">Download the Show Here</a><br /><br />NEWS<br />LEFT BEHIND: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060910/ap_on_en_ot/games_left_behind" target="_new">THE GAME</a><br /><br />Dog the Bounty Hunter <a href="http://www.nbc10.com/news/9850095/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news<br />" target="_new">arrested for kidnapping</a>… Are Mullets legal in Mexican prisons?<br /><br />Madrid’s biggest fashion show bans too <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060916/ap_en_ot/spain_skinny_models" target="_new">skinny models</a><br /><br />This Christmas, we all go WIIIIII<br />http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/285027_nintendo14.html<br /><br />MOVIES<br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=404852&in_page_id=1770" target="_new">BORAT</a> causes international incident with Khazakstan. Wait, Khazakstan is a real place<br /><br />is MGM really gonna make <a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2006/09/10/terminator-4-and-the-hobbit-in-the-works-from-mgm/" target="_new">THE HOBBIT?</a><br /><br />Peter Jackson to film <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30037" target="_new">THE LOVELY BONE</a>S in Megan’s old stomping grounds?<br /><br />Movie about the assassination of http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117949855?categoryid=1043&cs=1 causes a stir in Toronto<br /><br />TV<br />So, Nip/Tuck is 2 weeks in, Survivor and the Wire Started, Big Brother and Rock Star Ended…what do we think?<br /><br />STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK<br /><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/13/whitneyhouston.divorce.ap/index.html" target="_new">Whitney</a>, while finally making a move that WASN’T stupid, we just can not, in good consience pass this up. What the FUCK took so long, you stupid crackhead?Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1157655318971764882006-09-07T11:50:00.000-07:002006-09-08T17:56:53.810-07:00<b>Dork De Jour 24: Fall Preview and goodbye to Irwin. Call the Dorkline at 206-339-4753</b><br /><i><br /><a href="http://media20a.libsyn.com/m3dpeMV2bXzJfGN7aXVxomqlaXmT/podcasts/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour_Episode_24.mp3"><br />DOWNLOAD THE PODCAST!</a><br /><br />YAY for listener comments! Kingdaddy is our FIRST AUDIO CALL IN to the dorkline!<br />206-339-4753<br /><b>NEWS</b></i><br /><br />Crocodile Hunter <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Steve_Irwin" target="_new">Steve Irwin</a> passes away, while doing his job.<br /><br />Captain Kirk is <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=403931&in_page_id=1773" target="_new">afraid</a> of boldly going into Space! <br /><br />Speaking of Hairpieces, <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/pressroom/" target="_new">Suri Cruise</a> was revealed in Vanity fair, is it just me, or does she look a LOT like <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/conspiracy_corner/were_just_saying_20060906.php" target="_new">Chris Klein</a>?<br /><img src="http://www.perezhilton.com/klien-baby.jpg" alt=""><br /><br /><i><b>MOVIES</b></i><br /><br />Peter Jackson announces new project "Dambusters" while historians ponder whether he is going to be historically accurate with the <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3785641a10,00.html" target="_new">racist</a> name of the hero's dog.<br /><br />Aintitcool.com has pictures from Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF portion of GRINDHOUSE, and it's being shot at our post <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=24384" target="_new">geek christmas</a> get together spot!!!<br /><br />Latest Wonder Woman Rumor: <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,211216,00.html" target="_new">Katharine McPhee</a> is the latest celebrity chick rumored to be strapping on the golden lasso.<br /><br /><i><b>TV</b></i><br /><br /><a href="ttp://www.scifi.com/battlestar/home.html" target="_new">Battlestar Galactica webisodes </a>have frackin finally started, every tuesday and thursday! We are gonna get the tale of THE RESISTANCE, four minutes at a time! about felgercarbing time!<br /><br />Fall TV Preview!<br /><br />TV Roundup! What was on beisides Rock Star... oh, a new Dane Cook special, and it...was mildly amusing, I guess!<br /><br /><br /><i><b>STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK</b></i><br /><br />This is WAAAAY too easy kids. Paris Hilton was arrested for a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/07/exclusive-paris-busted-for-dui/">DUI.</a>.. come on Paris, youre SUPPOSED to make this a little difficult! Oh wait... according to our favorite celebrity blogger, <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/the_curse_of_firecrotch_20060907.php" target="_new">PEREZ Hilton</a> (no relation) she wasnt wasted, and the cops only detained her for 15 minutes, mostly beause of the amout of paparazzi outside.<br /><br />CALL THE DORKLINE: 206-339-4753Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1157048180949670212006-08-31T11:14:00.000-07:002006-09-01T09:55:53.986-07:00Episode 23: Back From Vacation - Listener Comment Line 206-339-4753<b>Dork De Jour 23: Back from a few weeks off!</b><br /><a href="http://media23a.libsyn.com/mHdveMh2bHyTdmx3aHtspJmnYHjG/podcasts/dorkdejour/Episode_23.mp3"><br />DOWNLOAD THE PODCAST</a><br /><br />We now have the Dial a Dork comment line! <br /><b>206-339-4753<br /></b><br />While we were gone, lots of stuff happened, but… ONE THING outclasses them all<br /><br />SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!<br /><br /><b>NEWS:</b><br /><br />I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!<br />Former child actor <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/17/osmont.DUI.ap/index.html" target="_new">Haley Joel Osment</a> was charged last week with an OWI, Drunk Underage, and possession of weed after crashing his car into a mailbox.<br /><br /><br />A Colorado man spent 30 grand to have lunch with <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/08/21/showbuzz/index.html" target="_new">Jessica Beil.</a><br /><br /><br />MOVIES:<br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060823/ap_on_en_mo/cruise_paramount_breakup" target="_new">Tom Cruise</a> dumped…by paramount. Sumner Redstone makes a personal slap in the face to the Mission Impossible star, in his statement.<br /><br /><br />Zooey Deschanel is cast in a <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21234588.shtml" target="_new">Janis Joplin</a> biopic:<br /><br /><br />TV:<br />Emmys happened, do we care. The best shows never get nominated. Battlestar, Rome, Deadwood, Lost, won zero awards. What shows are we looking forward to starting?<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060830/ap_en_tv/gm_survivor" target="_new">Survivor </a>will split the tribes into 4 different ethnic groups, white, black, asian, Hispanic. Is this an interesting social experiment as the show says, or a bad thing? General Motors has pulled its sponsorship of the show, are they being sissies and bitching because the producers have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking?<br /><br /><br />TV roundup. Rockstar, Runway, Deadwood finale, Entourage Finale, ..etc<br /><br />STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:<br />Nicole Ritchie: its <a href="http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3544187" target="_new">SOOOOO</a> hard being a skinny chick!<br /><br /><br />The dial a dork message line<br />206-339-4753Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22873567.post-1155236152386262542006-08-10T11:50:00.000-07:002006-09-10T10:36:49.386-07:00DorkDeJour 22: THE DOUBLE DEUCE!<a href="http://media.libsyn.com/media/dorkdejour/Dork_De_Jour__22.mp3">Dork De Jour 22</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">News:</span><br /><br />MTV protesters prove why SATIRE is <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/09/leisure.mtv.reut/index.html"> dead,</a><br /><br />Lindsay Lohan wants to go to iraq and get<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2287719&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312"> dehydrated. </a><br /><br />We are on full Suri <a href="http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/suri_film__pagesix_.htm">Alert <br /></a><br /><br />Derek is gay for <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/jennifer_aniston/guess_theyre_still_together_20060809.php">Vince Vaughn</a><br /><br />You just can’t stop the <a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21233143.shtml">HOFF </a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Movies:</span><br /><br />FEAST, reportedly the only watchable PROJECT GREENLIGHT film is gonna have a late night theatrical run…<a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060808/nytu131.html?.v=67">YAY GULAGER!</a><br /><br />OMG… Trailer for <a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony/thequiet/hd/">THE QUIET</a> .<a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=19052" target="_new"> I totally visited that set!!!</a> <br /><br /><br />Why did the blow EVERY freaking surprise in the<a href="http://www.zap2it.com/movies/reviews/zap-review-thedescent,0,7396810.story?coll=zap-movies-recent-reviews"> Descent? </a><br /><br />Oh wow Kevin Smith is venturing into Horror...and it isn’t <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=24133">Jersey Girl 2</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">TV:</span><br /><br />Fat, Drunk Baldwin to star in <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060808/tv_nm/baldwin_dc">Christopher’s horror film.</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.realityreel.com/news-realitytv-article-1844.htm">Flavor of LOVE </a><br /><br />Does he THINK we didn’t see the Aristocrats? <br /><a href="http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-bobsagetnbcgameshow,0,800504.story?coll=zap-tv-headlines"></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Stupid Girl of the Week:</span><br /><br />Maybe it isn’t the Hillbillies that are inbred...maybe it’s the <a href="http://www.gawker.com/news/polls/melissa-berkelhammer-embrace-the-tardation-189973.php">wealthy</a>Dork De Jourhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00473676430454833697noreply@blogger.com0