Dork De Jour 28

A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!

NEWS:

Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34

Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown

Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!
Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!

MOVIES:

Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!

EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php

SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.
http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407

CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?

TV:

HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx

SMITH bites the dust:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/

Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?

LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there?
http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php