Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

NEWS:
Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C

OSCAR ROUNDUP:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9

ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY
http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html

MOVIES
JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK
Who would YOU cast as the leads?
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/

ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!
But….its long!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C

300 OPENING MARCH 9
OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info

SIN CITY 2 starts filming!
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book

TV
KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?
Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html

JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE
And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'









HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!
http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.php