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Dork De Jour 44

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Dork De Jour 44: This is the 44th one!

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NEWS:

Dude, when MOTLEY CRUE thinks Paris Hilton should be in jail?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967

Lets see… MICHAEL LOHAN seems like the sane one sane in that family… wonder why shes a drunk.


No wonder he couldn’t make it work with Maris or Daphne!
http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce

A dude got on a plane with TB…. And his FIL worked at the CDC…weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE

MUSIC:

What if NiN did the Hillary Clinton Theme song…
http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme

Speaking of music: MAKE JOE REVIEW IT IS BACK!!!

MAROON FIVE BABY

MOVIES:

Spidey made a bajillion in a black suit, but the idea…cost about 200 bucks.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker

YAYAYA PIRATES made a giant pile of money….but less than spidey, so it’s a failure?

Wow…. So we see joker, and…. Hes really really gross!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723

First transformers, now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE…where’s the CARE BEARS?
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117965714.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564

Then again… BARBARELLA is confirmed!
http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html

TV:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LOST!

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HEROES!

HOLY FUCKIN MEH….AI

HOLY SHIT! IT’S A SCHRUTE BUCK!










I've seen 2 of the new pilots of next year’s shows…

BIONIC WOMAN
LIFE!

STUPID..>EWWW of the week!

In Sveeden, ve go on de game shows to vin a kidney!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm


Dork De Jour 43: And now we're back

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A Long Time Ago We Used to be Friends…

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Paris Hilton-need we say more?

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304

Jerry Falwell dies and Fred Phelps is gonna protest? Damn that is like something out of the Old testament

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

Got Herpes? Well that may be a good thing?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/



TV

We are putting this first because it is Finale O’Rama

Finales! Lost, The Office, etc and so on.

Poor Pam!
http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/


Has American Idol Fallen ?
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067

The Soprano’s HOLY SHIT!

Meeting of the minds: Why do all the shows we like get cancelled?


Movies

Punisher2 Mix em up
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32673

Is that the FUCKING Highlander?

In 300 words or less- Why Derek didn’t like Spiderman.

Which movie is least likely to blow?
Pirates?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686

Transformers?
Harry Potter?
Hairpsray?

Music Joe Likes

Stupid arrogant weirod of the week! Marilyn Manson

Just.fucking,ewww:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw

Your 19 year old girlfriend looks like your ex wife


Dork De Jour 42: DAYTIMES

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Dork De Jour 42

NEWS

Tolkien's son finishes JRR's last book about hobbits and wizards, but do they screw?
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html

Nike releases the MCFLY SHOES FROM BTTF 2!!!

http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/

NEW NINE INCH NAILS
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/

MOVIES

Galactus will be a big F'ing cloud in FF2, and it will SUCK
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330

Frank Darabont says INDY 4 a big dissapointment.....
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/

Larry Kasdan to remake CLASH OF THE TITANS? Who will wear the way too short bedsheet in this version?
http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309

Kate Beckinsale IS BARBARELLA??
http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/

Grindhouse doesnt make a bajillion dollars, entertainment press smells blood in water!!
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS

TV

LOST IS JUST F'IN AWESOME!!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331

Voting for the worst only works for so long... So...So Long Sanjaya!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews

DRIVE is pretty good.... plus, Captain Tightpants is a badass!
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/

STUPID..... OF THE WEEK

The Media

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/


Dork De Jour 41: better late than never

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Dork De Jour 41

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NEWS:

GIRLS GONE WILD founder and complete sleazebag Joe Francis goes to jail!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/business/la-fi-francis6apr06,1,7028851.story?coll=la-headlines-business-enter

George Clooney is given free lemonade, tips 20 bucks!
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3010073&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, then Disney boots him from POTC3 publicity.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/04/05/keith-richards-annoys-disney-wont-be-promoting-pirates3-much/

Aaron Sorkin to write broadway story for Flaming Lips Musical:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html

Kevin Costner sues because some manager didn’t promote his shitty band:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah4767.shtml


MOVIES:

Torture movie CAPTIVITY loses its rating over nasty ass billboards
http://removetherating.blogspot.com/

QT is once again saying that he will be doing INGLORIOUS BASTARDS next:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/27/inglorious-bastards-up-next-for-quentin-tarantino/

Comics Grant Morrison to pen movie based on crappy video game.
http://www.filmwad.com/grant-morrison-to-pen-area-51--2089-p.html

TV:

LEWIS BLACK!!! PATTON OSWALT!!! SOME OTHER DUDES!!!
NEW PILOT!! WHOOOOOO!
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/04/lewis-blacks-new-pilot-taping-in-los-angeles-tomorrow-afternoon/

SANJAYA keeps on truckin, despite the fact that he’s suckin!
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=53e82582-40d9-4a0f-91ed-27bcbe952ef7

So wait… Bob Dylan is a Cylon?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32045
Stuff happened on LOST!
http://lost.cubit.net/viewArticle.php?id=222373

SUPERCOOL SONG OF THE WEEK!
Alanis Morrisette rules!!! We love her lumpless lady lumps:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/03/alanis-loves-her-lumps/


Dork De Jour 40

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Dork De Jour 40
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NEWS:

It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS!

NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html
Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude??
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/
Captain America – Dead
Stephen Colbert willed his Shield
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926
Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her..
Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody?
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1

MOVIES:
Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter???
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627
Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam??
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551
You didn’t think 300 would get past us?
Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301?
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/
Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/
TV:
Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year!

Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character!

LOST is really good, why is no one talking?
Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN?
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969
ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779
ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/

NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK!
Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY!
http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php


Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

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Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

NEWS:
Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C

OSCAR ROUNDUP:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9

ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY
http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html

MOVIES
JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK
Who would YOU cast as the leads?
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/

ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!
But….its long!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C

300 OPENING MARCH 9
OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info

SIN CITY 2 starts filming!
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book

TV
KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?
Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html

JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE
And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'









HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!
http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.php


Is this the new Britney?

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Duh duh duh duhh...snap snap...duh duh duh duuh...snap snap


Dork De Jour 38: Trainwrecks R Us!

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The Bears lost, Andy Reid is on vacation and football is over.

NEWS:
Anna Nicole Smith is dead, and the whole world is watching a non stop train wreck!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C

The Dixie Chicks win a bunch of Grammies!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C

MOVIES:

HOLY CRAP! George Lucas thinks EMPIRE is the worst SW film?
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/

You can download ALL the oscar movies free! (Illegally)
http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php

The story of the astronaut turned stalker optioned by producers…
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

TELEVISION:
Link
A new reality show. Starring the MUPPETS???
http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml

LOST was new!! And it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!
http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html


STUPID ……OF THE WEEK
The Hooha Monologues?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm


Dork De Jour 37: DA BEARS

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Dork De Jour 37

DA BEARS ARE IN THE SUPAHBOWLLLLLLL!!!

NEWS:

But Britney isn’t!
http://www.nydailynews.com/01-16-2007/news/story/489076p-411883c.html

Silver Surfer showed his crotch too!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303

MOVIES:

Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johannsen to play her in a movie
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476

Sam Raimi to make web slinging, boomstick carrying hobbits?
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2007/01/29/raimi-taking-the-reigns-of-the-hobbit/

Dakota Fanning on rape scene in new movie “Its called acting”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/24/sundance.fanning.ap/index.html

OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE OUT
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31338

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: THE SHINS

TV:

Lost planning the end, won’t go out like X-Files
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=11372

Is American Idol too mean?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=26997

STUPID MARE OF THE WEEK
Everyone involved with Barbaro.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html


Episode 36: quickly drunkly

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Dork De Jour 36: Back in the groove baby.

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Pimp interview Derek and Steve the Aussie did with Uwe Boll:
http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/

Miracleman’s best of 2006 list (its at the top of the DDJ Gmail)

NEWS

David Beckham to play a real American game, Soccer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/01/11/beckham.mls/index.html?cnn=yes

Apple shows off new iphone, and I WANT IT!! Lets see if we can beg til Steve Jobs gives us phones:
http://www.apple.com/iphone/

Van Halen, REM and others to join Rock and Roll hall of fame:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/rock_hall_inductees_2

MOVIES

The infighting over LOTR, the Hobbit and money keeps on, Peter Jackson now banned from New Line:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31211


James Cameron AND M Night to each make films called Avatar?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31185
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31186

TV

O’ Reilly and Colbert to meet… and the world didn’t explode!
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070109/D8MHUAU80.html

24 season 6 leaked!
http://torrentfreak.com/24-season-6-leaked-on-bittorrent/

is BSG gonna kill off Starbuck???
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/something_profo.html

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Donald Trump, Rosie, Barbara, et al… But especially the Donald!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_en_ce/people_madonna


DORK DE JOUR AND VIRTUAL CHAINSAW TALK TO UWE BOLL!!!

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That's right kool kats and kiddos, Steve (the aussie from our E3 coverage) and I sit down for both halves of a two part interview with reviled director Uwe Boll. Laugh, cry and...well, not really cry, just laugh as we talk to the fascinating man who gave us such crap video game movies as BLOODRAYNE, ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

Listen close, because he is gonna spill all on what may be the MOST hated video game movie ever, POSTAL.
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Episode 35: Best of 2006

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Ya know, sometimes it's OK to go off the rails. So this episode is dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly that was 2006.
Come with us as we laugh, cry, hurl, and scream about the year that was.
Enjoy the trainwreck!


Dork De Jour 34: BNAT!!!!

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BNAT!!!

We all went to the annual BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, aka BNAT!

CHIRPY!
BLACK SNAKE MOAN!
DREAMGIRLS ! ONCE APON A GIRL! INHERIT THE WIND! ROCKY BALBOA! FOOTAGE FROM the film FANBOYS! KNOCKED UP! ZWARTBOEK (Blackbook) THE INFORMER! RAW FORCE! SMOKIN' ACES! 300!


Dork De Jour 33: Turkey in our belly

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DDJ 33: The age when Chris Farley, John Belushi and Jesus died

NEWS;
Director Robert Altman dies: What is your favorite Altman film?

OJ’s book and tv show detailing “If I Did It” canned:

Gossip: Britney, Britney Britney:
First she’s smart, she dumps the Federline!Then, rumored sex tape, just doesn’t exist!
Then…. It all falls apart.She’s hanging out with Paris Hilton
She also seems to show her bits n pieces a whole heck of a lot!

Pammy and Kid Rock… divorcing!

MAKE JOE REVIEW ETHEL MERMAN DOES DISCO

MOVIES:
Peter Jackson drops off THE HOBBIT:

Hold the phone Bilbo! Maybe he will do it

WB to produce a DTV V FOR VENDETTA SEQUEL

TV:
FOX NEWS to start a “Daily Show for Conservatives

Battlestar moving to Sundays?

Show Roundup… as we head into the “Fall finales” season

STUPID GIRLS OF THE WEEK
Michael Richards, aka “KKKramer”…evidently loves dropping N bombs


Dork De Jour 32: BIRFDAY!!!

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DDJ 32- Shit Megan Wants to Talk About

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News

NO Axl...you have to be drunk to BUY these tickets you Botoxed asshole:

ROAD TRIP! –Man finds opiates in his Taco Bell

Italian men RULE! Armani putting size 14s on the catwalk!

Food of Shame...Did I make this up?

Proof!

FEDERLINE O-rama!!
ERASE THE TAPE PEOPLE!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT! LET THE FEDERLINING Begin!!

Movies

What does Independent Mean?

Heres a though-Don’t be a BIGOT in front of a camera!!

Megan Rambles about movies and Joe and Derek Interject

TV

Who was hotter on Lost? Captain TightPants or Sawyer?

Celebrity Supernatural Project : Gary Busey! Ghosts! JEREMIAH TROTTER!

BSG

Megan Rambles about TV and Joe and Derek Interject

Stupid Girl of the Week

Megan...and she will tell you why!


Dork De Jour 31: Rant o Rama

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NEWS:

*Is this proof that Linsday Lohan is on METH?

*Neil Patrick Harris comes out! What other celebrities do we think should just get it over with?


We all saw BORAT!!! Reviews, thoughts
*FOX doesn’t think all us hillbillies in middle America can “get” BORAT

*On the other hand, Universal thinks the followup to Borat is worth a boatload of money:

MOVIES:
*HALO gets scuttled!

*Spider Man 3 news/rumor: BRUUUUUUCE!

*28 WEEKS LATER raw footage:

TV:
*ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT creator gets new show!

*Bob Barker is gonna quit THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

*HEROES, LOST, BSG, ETC…..
*LOST theory that lets Derek say big words:

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
*Marcia Cross of desperate housewives…You had a bunch of nudie pics of yourself, cool, but how fucking retarded are you to THROW THEM IN THE TRASH…hello! STUPID!


Dork De Jour 30:CALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE

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NEWS

Only because I understand

His...SECOND Wife?!

Movies!
Derek was at AFF! What did he see?!

Break out the turnips!! ITS FRAGGLE ROCK!

This is reprehensible

Now we speculate about Harvey Dent!

HOLLA WEIRD AL!


TV

BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth!

STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK:

RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!


Dork De Jour 29- Off the Rails on this Crazy Train

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The Show!

Sorry guys, we really should have show notes. However, we were pretty much like teenagers when our parents went away.

So enjoy the trainwreck!!


Dork De Jour :28 -Reference War!!

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Dork De Jour 28

A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!

NEWS:

Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34

Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown

Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!
Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!

MOVIES:

Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!

EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php

SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.
http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407

CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?

TV:

HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx

SMITH bites the dust:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/

Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?

LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there?
http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php



Episode 27: CLOONEY TO FOLEY...WHAT A RIDE!

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Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride!


Call the Dorkline 206-339-4753! Email us! Dorkdejour@gmail.com!

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News:
George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: Date Leo DiCaprio

“Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa!


When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker punches Paris Hilton in the face

Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the size 0 model controversy by using size 20’s

new celebrity sex tape: Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT:

This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR

AMAZON LINK:


FOOTBALL:


Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he returns to Philly this Sunday?

MOVIES:


Whedon confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2.

Downey Jr, to play IRON MAN!

Theyre really remaking REVENGE OF THE NERDS?

and CHIPS? No way!

TV:

LOST Debuted… WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE

JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and…

Im gonna give HEROES a couple weeks because of the writer:

Stupid girl of the week:


Cmon, you thought we were gonna let Foley get off without a comment?


Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

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Dork De Jour Episode 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.


Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!
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Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!

We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!

NEWS:

Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?

K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!

London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?

MUSIC VEGAS HATES:
THIS WEEK:
FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess


Book Review:
World War Z by Max Brooks
Amazon Link - World War Z
MOVIES:
Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.

Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:

TV:

NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:
Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.
Is it the Madden Curse?
Amazon Link Madden
Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.

Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.
Saints win in a return to the Superdome.

Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?

RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???

LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!

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Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII


Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

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Dork De Jour Episode 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!
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Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!

We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!

NEWS:

Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?

K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!

London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?

MUSIC VEGAS HATES:
THIS WEEK:
FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess


Book Review:
World War Z by Max Brooks
Amazon Link - World War Z
MOVIES:
Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.

Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:

TV:

NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:
Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.
Is it the Madden Curse?
Amazon Link Madden
Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.

Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.
Saints win in a return to the Superdome.

Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?

RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???

LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!


Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII

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NEWS
LEFT BEHIND: THE GAME

Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested for kidnapping… Are Mullets legal in Mexican prisons?

Madrid’s biggest fashion show bans too skinny models

This Christmas, we all go WIIIIII
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/285027_nintendo14.html

MOVIES
BORAT causes international incident with Khazakstan. Wait, Khazakstan is a real place

is MGM really gonna make THE HOBBIT?

Peter Jackson to film THE LOVELY BONES in Megan’s old stomping grounds?

Movie about the assassination of http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117949855?categoryid=1043&cs=1 causes a stir in Toronto

TV
So, Nip/Tuck is 2 weeks in, Survivor and the Wire Started, Big Brother and Rock Star Ended…what do we think?

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
Whitney, while finally making a move that WASN’T stupid, we just can not, in good consience pass this up. What the FUCK took so long, you stupid crackhead?


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Dork De Jour 24: Fall Preview and goodbye to Irwin. Call the Dorkline at 206-339-4753


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YAY for listener comments! Kingdaddy is our FIRST AUDIO CALL IN to the dorkline!
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NEWS


Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin passes away, while doing his job.

Captain Kirk is afraid of boldly going into Space!

Speaking of Hairpieces, Suri Cruise was revealed in Vanity fair, is it just me, or does she look a LOT like Chris Klein?


MOVIES

Peter Jackson announces new project "Dambusters" while historians ponder whether he is going to be historically accurate with the racist name of the hero's dog.

Aintitcool.com has pictures from Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF portion of GRINDHOUSE, and it's being shot at our post geek christmas get together spot!!!

Latest Wonder Woman Rumor: Katharine McPhee is the latest celebrity chick rumored to be strapping on the golden lasso.

TV

Battlestar Galactica webisodes have frackin finally started, every tuesday and thursday! We are gonna get the tale of THE RESISTANCE, four minutes at a time! about felgercarbing time!

Fall TV Preview!

TV Roundup! What was on beisides Rock Star... oh, a new Dane Cook special, and it...was mildly amusing, I guess!


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK

This is WAAAAY too easy kids. Paris Hilton was arrested for a DUI... come on Paris, youre SUPPOSED to make this a little difficult! Oh wait... according to our favorite celebrity blogger, PEREZ Hilton (no relation) she wasnt wasted, and the cops only detained her for 15 minutes, mostly beause of the amout of paparazzi outside.

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Episode 23: Back From Vacation - Listener Comment Line 206-339-4753

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Dork De Jour 23: Back from a few weeks off!

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We now have the Dial a Dork comment line!
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While we were gone, lots of stuff happened, but… ONE THING outclasses them all

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!

NEWS:

I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!
Former child actor Haley Joel Osment was charged last week with an OWI, Drunk Underage, and possession of weed after crashing his car into a mailbox.


A Colorado man spent 30 grand to have lunch with Jessica Beil.


MOVIES:
Tom Cruise dumped…by paramount. Sumner Redstone makes a personal slap in the face to the Mission Impossible star, in his statement.


Zooey Deschanel is cast in a Janis Joplin biopic:


TV:
Emmys happened, do we care. The best shows never get nominated. Battlestar, Rome, Deadwood, Lost, won zero awards. What shows are we looking forward to starting?

Survivor will split the tribes into 4 different ethnic groups, white, black, asian, Hispanic. Is this an interesting social experiment as the show says, or a bad thing? General Motors has pulled its sponsorship of the show, are they being sissies and bitching because the producers have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking?


TV roundup. Rockstar, Runway, Deadwood finale, Entourage Finale, ..etc

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:
Nicole Ritchie: its SOOOOO hard being a skinny chick!


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DorkDeJour 22: THE DOUBLE DEUCE!

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Dork De Jour 22

News:

MTV protesters prove why SATIRE is dead,

Lindsay Lohan wants to go to iraq and get dehydrated.

We are on full Suri Alert


Derek is gay for Vince Vaughn

You just can’t stop the HOFF


Movies:

FEAST, reportedly the only watchable PROJECT GREENLIGHT film is gonna have a late night theatrical run…YAY GULAGER!

OMG… Trailer for THE QUIET . I totally visited that set!!!


Why did the blow EVERY freaking surprise in the Descent?

Oh wow Kevin Smith is venturing into Horror...and it isn’t Jersey Girl 2


TV:

Fat, Drunk Baldwin to star in Christopher’s horror film.

Flavor of LOVE

Does he THINK we didn’t see the Aristocrats?



Stupid Girl of the Week:

Maybe it isn’t the Hillbillies that are inbred...maybe it’s the wealthy


EPISODE 21: SIX DEGREES OF WILMER

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DDJ 21: Wow… Six Degrees of Wilmer!

NEWS

Mel Gibson is soooo fucked:

Morgan Creek Films studio head not buying Lindsay Lohan’s crap anymore.

Neither is Island Records UK

Dina Lohan (Mom of the year) responds

MTV turns 25…and they’re embarrassed about their age

Movies
In a related rant RAMBO 4 script REQUIRED to have a “teen team?”

What Trailers do we love right now?
I am all about BLACK DAHLIA and THE DEPARTED
Joe loves CHILDREN OF MEN
Megan is digging on THE PRESTIGE

Harry Potter to show his patronus wand on stage

It’s official! Heath Ledger is the Joker, in BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT

TV:

Life imitating art imitating whaaaaa? Aquaman now being considered as a feature because of ENTOURAGE and ITUNES

Birds of a feather flock together. Pres Bush meets Kellie Pickler.

Wyatt Earp showed up on DEADWOOD, and Hearst starts fucking with newspapers/

RUNWAY is getting HUGE

Dave Navarro’s hitting on ROCK STAR contestants, but its being edited out, now can we edit Tommy Lee out?

America’s Next Top Model writers on strike…reality show writers want rights!

Stupid Girl of the week:
Brett Rattner. Stupid, fat, coked out whoremonger, who has SOOO many times tried to get in and be one of the “cool kids” at aicn, thinking it would get him a fucking pass on his shitty fucking movies, decides to tee off on Harry Knowles? Why, because Harry thinks that DEREK, JOE, MEGAN, SISTER SAM and the lot are more fun to have around than him? I guess Harry’s idea of fun isn’t doing blow off the ass of some Russian sex slave with more diseases than the monkey in OUTBREAK.



PODCAST!


Episode 20: HOLY CRAP! Twenty???

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Updated, hoping itunes grabs this feed right!


DDJ 19: After The Con, you can live again

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NEWS:

Recap and discussion of CONvergence 2006

Superman…to show his superjunk?

Cleanflix” not allowed to re edit films for rental

Michael Douglas gets peed on?

Sam Jackson IS GOD!! IT IS WRITTEN!

MOVIES:

SNAKES ON A PLANE used as a term by JESSE HELMS people:

Indiana Jones Jr is a girl? Padamame, Pandabear? Whats her name?

Pirates made eleventy billion dollars

Marvel announces May 2008 for


TV:

South park is emmy nominated for the episode that pissed off Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes

and that makes Comedy Central feel the episode was OK to re air

TV Show Ressurected by YOUTUBE

LOST
Season 3 Spoilers-sorta:

Galactica sneek peak


Rock Star boots boring poser real estate agent and Big hair boring guy.

Deadwood: is a removed eye as good as a shield decapitation? Liberia? Is this show kinda…meh this year?


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:
Not eating must cause rage, because Naomi Campbell has found a way to wreck a YACHT!

PODCAST


EPISODE #18: THE ABBREVIATED CON-CAST

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Live from CONvergence con in Minneapolis Minnesota. Sound Quality kinda stinks, but hey, its awesome that we did it.

What else do you need to know?

PODCAST


Episode 17: MEATFLAPS BABY!

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News:

It’s hard out there for a


Movie Critic
busted selling Movie Screeners:

RIAA sues kids dancing on YOUTUBE

WAHH!!

Just...c’mon



Movies:

More than meets MY ASS!!

M. Night Shyamalan is a whiny bitch?
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-fi-lady23jun23,1,4015155.story
in case you need a password to read it

40 things you didn’t know about the Man of Steel:

Anti American action film shows at Muslim Film Fest in SF

Background on the film

Anghus' first film is available on the web for free!!

Woo! Spidey Baby!


TV:

Futurama returns with all new episodes on Comedy Central

GO TEAM VENTURE!

CBS Kills “Tuesday Night Book Club” because it sucks.

Stupid Girl of the Week:

They made TINKERBELL a stupid girl!

PODCAST


Podshow PDN

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Dork De Jour episode 16: Sweet Sweet Sixteen

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN

NEWS:

So like, the Tonys happened, and um… a bunch of people I vaguely recognize won for plays and musicals I haven’t heard of.

FCC increases the fines for making TV interesting:

Pee Wee’s playhouse reruns to join ADULT SWIM: Good idea or SAVED BY THE BELL REDUX?

MOVIES:
Cars cleans up at the box office, but not so much breaking records…Sorta like Joe said.


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
is already filming in Italy

Jar Jar is BACK

EW Picks the 25 most controversial films ever, guess what tops the list.
Hint: its entertainment weekly, the #1 will be the most recent one…always.

TV:

New shows started on HBO! YAY!

Why is Major Dad appearing on DEADWOOD

Entourage and Lucky Louie are so funny… a little pee came out of me when I watched them.

Network tv…. Just doesn’t get the summer thing. The new shows suck. Did you see WINDFALL? More like WINDBREAK

Stupid Girl of the Week:

Alyssa Milano’s mom not content with censoring internet images of her daughter’s hoo has from the grade D direct to video skin flicks she does, now she wants to push her fansites into oblivion… BY THE POWER OF THREE, I BANISH YOU TO THE D LIST!

(Audio comment from Jesus)
PODCAST


SPECIAL INTERVIEW EDITION

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On this SPECIAL EDITION of Dork De Jour, we have docuganda, Tom DeLay and SNAKES ON A PLANE! Megan speaks to Texas Film maker Jim Schermbeck on life, liberty, and the pursuit of the big adventure in documentary filmmaking.

Welcome to all our new friends coming to hear the full interview, and those of you who didnt see it, check out the revew right HERE!

Be sure to stop back in tomorrow and catch the regular show, every tuesday!

Or sign up at Itunes and get us automatically!

Thanks!

Without further adieu, here it is: PODCAST


EPISODE 15: SATAN 060606

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NEWS:

RHCP accused of plaigarism:

Huge ass raid of bittorent site PIRATE BAY

Would you get a Tattoo that you could change at will?

FUCK YOU HILLBILLES! Dixie Chicks #1

MOVIES:

Just for Megan: Amanda Bynes says she has signed to play Tracy Turnblad’s best friend in the movie of the musical of the movie HAIRSPRAY… John Travolta to play Edna Turnblad.

CARS opens this weekend, to great reviews but some people seem to think it will suck

Rob Zombie to remake/reimagine HALLOWEEN…

THE BREAK UP tops X3, showing that no matter how big a week a guy film has, your girlfriend will still want to see a chick flick.

TV:
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DEADWOOD to get 4 extra hours after this season to wrap series up:

SOPRANOS ENDS for the year, were you disappointed?

Big Love ended for the year…

Katie Couric leaves Today show for CBS Evening News, will she look as old as Bob Scheiffer?

STUPID SHITHEAD GIRL:
K Fed is the one selling stuff to the tabloids.

Meanwhile: Britney is posting poems that sound like shes done with the parasite.

Remembrance of Who I Am May 22, 2006

No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.

You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.

You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!

*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...




Podcast!


The popfilter!

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Ok, heres the homemade device that I use to stop from POPPING my P's





Feel free to email us if you have any questions.


Episode 14: A DIFFRENT HASSELHOFF

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News

No Batwoman will not date you!

I TOLD you...he is probably under my couch

Movies

Ok, admit it. You are all actually 12


INXS
the Movie- “ You aahhh not roight fo ahhh band!”

X3 and its majestic suckitude!

But, But, But...WOLVERINE IS HOT

TV

Smart kids crying = FUNNY


Damnit I am talking about American Idol ..will the tears of the Hasslehoff heal our nation?




Lost , Sopranos, Big Love FINALE O’RAMA.

Law and Order


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK


Ooooohhhhh Mischa’s a bitch, she’s a big ole bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! ( Maybe she’s just hungry)

PODCAST


Episode 13: The Judas Gambit!

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News
Our kind listener Jesus sends us this, um, great moment in anthropology

Axl didn’t your momma teach you not to fight with hobbits?
Dixie Chicks-Still aren’t playin’ nice and country music radio takes its barbies and goes home!!!
Movies
Grindhouse /Jesus/ and chocolate bunnies...what do they have in common?

Is this a BAD OMEN?! Snerk


Derek saw the Davinci code...is it really Gnosticism for dummies?

Supes trailer

Early X men buzz!

Music

Ummm Madonna? Yeah, I have been wanting to tell you something...SHUT UP AND PLAY Like a Prayer!

TV

Tom Cruise.... SVU?

AI Rumors, Sopranos, Lost, Big Love

Stupid Girl
It ISNT Britney


SHUT UP YOU TWAT FACED DICKWEED!

PODCAST


Episode 12: The Clip Show

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NEWS:

Army claims HBO Documentary could be bad for veterans mental health.

Porn drives Technology… what has Derek been saying…

Director Richard Kelly detained trying to leave country: Is it a conspiracy, or do we have tinfoil hats on:


MOVIES:
Miami Vice trailer hits the web…

TV:
Lost was awesome, Survivor was awesome, Sopranos wasn’t half bad and Big Love was Awesome.

Poor booted Chris from AI does in fact have a job offer, from some band ive never heard of, but Megan and Tim have.

Is Deadwood ?

CUWBPN renews Everwood despite it having aired its last episode… Veronica Mars fans sweat, but Kristin Bell isn’t scared.


">VM gets 13 episodeshttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Bonus Picture of that kid from 7th Heaven with Joel Michaely and some idiot in a white shirt



STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Long overdue… PARIS HILTON who went to E3 and couldn’t remember the name of her own game…

PODCAST


EPISODE 11: IM LIKE ME, BITCH!

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punches ouhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gift a paparazzo

Michael
Jackson furious at GQ for spoof photo illustrations:

there is a book called KING DORK… we must find this guy and talk to him.

WOLF MOTHER-Unicorns, Sabbath, Australia OH MY


MOVIES:

MI:3 opens big… not as big as expected… Gee, ya think people MIGHT be sick of Tommy?

Cardinal urges legal action over DA VINCI CODE:

Theyre making a DA VINCI CODE board game… what? No action figures??

VIDEO GAMES

Sony unveils the PS3, and it costs more than my first car!


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OMG DOOD! LOST WAS SWEET!!

Lets not forget, the book manuscript Sawyer was reading last week…. Is available:

OMG DOOD ITS LIKE A :

HBO planning Sitcom set in wartime Iraq:

Top Chef Gossip!

The shut down LeeAnne’s Blog!? Luckily we got cache!

Git your bets on!

American Idol-Vegas odds!

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Nicole… he dumped you a week before your prenup ran out, he immediately jumped on a couch for his new GF, and had a baby he wouldn’t give you with her… but you still love him? I hate women like you

PODCAST



You know you ladies love his sexy aussie voice....

PODCAST!


Episode 10: X Marks the Plop

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Stephen Colbert at Correspondents Dinner


George Clooney is really getting into the fight against the atrocities in Darfur Sudan:

Rush Limbaugh avoids jail…cuts a deal
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People aren’t ready for a flight 93 movie..as much as they are a stupid Robin Williams covered in poo movie…

Da Vinci Code banned by vatican...boo hoo

Bomb Squad destroys talking MI 3 newspaper box.

DEAR GOD IT SUCKS… MAKE IT STOP

French Bond trailer out…

Ummm… ok.

Superman footage starting to trickle out

YAY. ME LIKEY SUPERMAN!

Console Corner

Nintendo renames the Revolution to the Wii (wee)….


Sopranos… LOST, etc….

Is this the last year for Paula Abdul on AI?


Clash of the Titans remake:

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Stupid Girl of the Week/ The Golden Federline award:

Anna Nicole Smith wins in supreme court

PODCAST


EPISODE 9: JOE IS 30!!!

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NEWS:


Katie Holmes and Brook Shields give birth THE SAME DAY!!!


Elton John and George Michael in a big poofer fight…



People having Pay per View séance to speak to John Lennon via “White Noise


Bob Dylan and Merle Haggard play tiny fundraiser for local newspaper columnist with Lou Gherig’s disease.


Weresmurf Steve's review of BLACK

MOVIES:

MTV Movie Awards nominations… does anyone care who wins?


JJ Abrams (Alias, Lost, MI: 3) to take over Star Trek!!! YAY IT MIGHT NOT SUCK!!!

Summer Movie Preview:
http://www.movieweb.com/news/43/11943.php

TV:
Amy Sherman Palladino to leave Gilmore Girls:


BIG LOVE
to get second season.. and we don’t have to wait 2 years!!!


ROME… second season filming begins

Survivor Bruce Kanegai leaves SURVIVOR: EXILE ISLAND…because he can’t poop

Harassment/ Hostile Workplace lawsuit over FRIENDS writers room ruled in favor of shit talking:

LOST NEWS:
Libby may be leaving the island… because she has a pilot at CBS:

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK: CHARLIE SHEEN!

Charlie Sheen is just… fucked!

PODCAST!


Technical Weirdness 25 minutes in only lasts 3-4 minutes!

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So just fast forward or you will Miss Snakes on a Plane HAIKU!!



News

Theres actually a term for internet controlled sex toys: Teledildonics….

power your sound system off a battery made from 500lbs of potatoes…


Is Lance Bass of the Backsync boys dating this guy who looks like Van Heflin?

Hot Teacher who slept with a 13 year old was trolling myspace for underage dick:


Movies

Scary Movie 4 is tops at the box office… someone kill the Zuckers and Wayans NOW,.

Apocalypto delayed…


New MI:3 theme song… by Kanye West

Yeah I liked gold digger, but Kanye west is crazy….

UNITED 93 is getting close to hitting screens, but is THIS what I want to see for horror?

SOAP blog letter, with musical links!
Make Sure to Visit



Television


Sopranos, Lost, Big Love,
AI http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Brian May says AI is rigged

Beg for people to comment on Grays Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, House, and others…

Requiem for the West Wing?

Stupid Girls of the Week…

Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan… fighting over BRETT RATTNER???

PODCAST



Step on the Elevator, press number Seven, that’s all you got to do to get to Seventh Heaven.

Dorks Make Better Lovers


Pitt and Clooney http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.giffighting over casino


Katie Holmes Silent

Eminem and Kim Mathers… Divorce…again…or um...wha


Movies:http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

They are FINALLY making a simpsons movie…10 years too

Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba all in a snit over their boobies

What Songs do you never want to hear in trailers again?!

Solsbury Hill ( three of you)
Kentrel from AICN- Never wants to hear a scratch again
DannyT- The music from legends of the fall and shawshank redemption.
Vegas has a list too

Pre emptive Moratorium: Holla Back Girl!


TV:

Sopranos and Lost and Big Love and…

Battlestar Galactica began filming season 3…WOOOT!

And does Katee Sackhoff hate AICN for calling her “manshoulders”?

All those itunes shows on ABC just became free?
Is apple pissed? Um, no…http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

A bunch of awesome shows *Daily Show, Shield, South Park, BSG, win Peabody awards… FUCK YOU EMMIES!

Stupid Girl of the Week:
LINDSAY LOHAN

Seriously, wear PANTIES to the Kids Choice awards


PODCAST


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Podcast Six: Return of the Dork

Madly move into the murky morass of moral malignece.

General Weirdness:

So WHAT is good for your heart?

Uhh...Bad Kitty

And you think YOU are bored!


Gunman opens fire at seattle “Zombie Rave”…I don’t think either of us have anything funny to say about that. BUT… this idea of a Zombie Rave is COOL!

Movies

Hey! He was in Spongebob


We are OUT FOR BLOOD!



Bond Pics in E Weekly

No we didn’t make this shit up!
Jack Abramoff produced RED SCORPION


TV

Fez is HUNG


Sopranos

Lost JJ Abrahms USED to be a Scientologist...hmmmm?

Big Love


Music

Britney has doggie style babies

Love Advice:

Horny in Houston goes to S&M clubs...how does he break this to a new , vanilla girlfriend?

PODCASTT


Episode 5: The Dorks Strike Back

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We go from David Lynch as a moonie, to the stupid girl of the week
News:

David Lynch to speak in Fairfield, but its about Meditation


Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright start on HOT FUZZ next week


The South Park stuff that just wont end:
Was Isaac Hayes REALLY the one who decided he should leave:

Trey and Matt strike back, only… ANIMATED

Pre Pixelated clothes for Reality Shows:

V For Vendetta

Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!! From PG-13 to R? THANK YOU INTERNET!!


Eweekly reports that they want to re-make the dirty dozen- BAD HOLLYWOOD!
But CAN it be done?!

Rumors abound with Alien Vs Predator 2. Galveston TX?! WAFFLE HOUSE!? What the holy FRACK?!

TV:
Lost is back

Dial Idol- Is American Idol fixed? Sure looks like a site got too close to the man behind the curtain! Why are the fans so grassy knoll? Vote For the Worst?!
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Sopranos is two episodes in

Stupid Girl of the week:

Paula Abdul- Have the drug induced ramblings gone too far!

PODCAST


EPISODE #4: The Sausage Special

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This week. Megan is out of town, so Derek and Joe are having a boy’s night. We have special guests, Alan “Nordling”, Neil, and Writer/Director/Producer Anghus Houvouras

News

George Clooney denies being a political Blogger.

Movie Theatres want to jam cell phones.

Chef (Isaac Hayes) quits South Park over Scientology parody.


Movies

FURNACE… duh, we have Anghus on with us.

5-25-77, I was on set Tuesday.

TV


Sopranos and BIG LOVE debuted, thoughts?

Battlestar Galactica ended.

Stupid Girl of the Week

Ok, so she isn’t a GIRL… but still. 48 year old Sharon Stone wanted lots of “disturbing nudity” in Basic Instinct 2.


Dork De Jour #4


#3 and it makes as much sense as Revolutions

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Hey Dorks!

This week we delve into the “ underworld” and get you all caught up with Tony and the rest of the crew on the Sopranos, get cranky with Project Runway and get a mysterious message from GOB Bluth! We give out some Dorkies( a fantasy oscar of sorts, given by three of our listeners Thanks Bamf, Miracleman, and DanyT) and let Vegas ( Joe) kill any hope for a coherent podcast!! ( yeah we aren’t joking about that last one if you think LOST is confusing...Dharma has nothing on us!)

Random Crap

Boys accidentally catch Myspace pedo

Man arrested because of doing cocaine and having Onstar!

Movies

Superman was in Des Moines, and we made sweet sweet love. Also, they are saying that there wont be a superman trailer til MAY.

X3 trailer out, its not shittastic!

But Ian McKellen and Hugh Jackman have a spirited debate about “curing” stuff.

Michelle Williams disowned by her HS for being in Brokeback.

TV

LOST

Leaked Lost Pictures?!

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK

Madonna?
or
Paris?

Love Advice

So let’s get it all out in the open! What do men want women to know? What do women want men to know?!

Is this list 100 percent Bullshit?!
Let us know for next week’s SAUSAGE FEST...the all testosterone pissing contest!!

Thanks for listening and C’mon and join in! You are all invited!!

Kisses and Snark
Megan ( Saffy, Beelzebub, so on and so forth)


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A Podcast featuring dorks, geeks, freaks, nerds, twerps and neo maxi zoon dweebies talking silly about TV, Movies, Entertainment and pop culture.



Dork De Jour 44

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Dork De Jour 44: This is the 44th one!

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NEWS:

Dude, when MOTLEY CRUE thinks Paris Hilton should be in jail?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967

Lets see… MICHAEL LOHAN seems like the sane one sane in that family… wonder why shes a drunk.


No wonder he couldn’t make it work with Maris or Daphne!
http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce

A dude got on a plane with TB…. And his FIL worked at the CDC…weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE

MUSIC:

What if NiN did the Hillary Clinton Theme song…
http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme

Speaking of music: MAKE JOE REVIEW IT IS BACK!!!

MAROON FIVE BABY

MOVIES:

Spidey made a bajillion in a black suit, but the idea…cost about 200 bucks.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker

YAYAYA PIRATES made a giant pile of money….but less than spidey, so it’s a failure?

Wow…. So we see joker, and…. Hes really really gross!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723

First transformers, now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE…where’s the CARE BEARS?
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117965714.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564

Then again… BARBARELLA is confirmed!
http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html

TV:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LOST!

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HEROES!

HOLY FUCKIN MEH….AI

HOLY SHIT! IT’S A SCHRUTE BUCK!










I've seen 2 of the new pilots of next year’s shows…

BIONIC WOMAN
LIFE!

STUPID..>EWWW of the week!

In Sveeden, ve go on de game shows to vin a kidney!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm


Dork De Jour 43: And now we're back

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A Long Time Ago We Used to be Friends…

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Paris Hilton-need we say more?

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_5900304

Jerry Falwell dies and Fred Phelps is gonna protest? Damn that is like something out of the Old testament

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

Got Herpes? Well that may be a good thing?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18705326/



TV

We are putting this first because it is Finale O’Rama

Finales! Lost, The Office, etc and so on.

Poor Pam!
http://blogs.usatoday.com/popcandy/


Has American Idol Fallen ?
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=12067

The Soprano’s HOLY SHIT!

Meeting of the minds: Why do all the shows we like get cancelled?


Movies

Punisher2 Mix em up
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32673

Is that the FUCKING Highlander?

In 300 words or less- Why Derek didn’t like Spiderman.

Which movie is least likely to blow?
Pirates?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32686

Transformers?
Harry Potter?
Hairpsray?

Music Joe Likes

Stupid arrogant weirod of the week! Marilyn Manson

Just.fucking,ewww:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14FxS5x8oFw

Your 19 year old girlfriend looks like your ex wife


Dork De Jour 42: DAYTIMES

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Dork De Jour 42

NEWS

Tolkien's son finishes JRR's last book about hobbits and wizards, but do they screw?
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html

Nike releases the MCFLY SHOES FROM BTTF 2!!!

http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released/

NEW NINE INCH NAILS
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7879970@N06/463078490/

MOVIES

Galactus will be a big F'ing cloud in FF2, and it will SUCK
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32330

Frank Darabont says INDY 4 a big dissapointment.....
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/04/17/frank-darabont-says-indiana-jones-4-was-a-tremendous-disappointment/

Larry Kasdan to remake CLASH OF THE TITANS? Who will wear the way too short bedsheet in this version?
http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/32309

Kate Beckinsale IS BARBARELLA??
http://www.ifitsmovies.com/2007/04/17/kate-beckinsale-is-barbarella/

Grindhouse doesnt make a bajillion dollars, entertainment press smells blood in water!!
http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN0319844520070408?feedType=RSS

TV

LOST IS JUST F'IN AWESOME!!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32331

Voting for the worst only works for so long... So...So Long Sanjaya!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/19/AR2007041900004.html?hpid=entnews

DRIVE is pretty good.... plus, Captain Tightpants is a badass!
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/articles/content/a12994/

STUPID..... OF THE WEEK

The Media

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18220228/


Dork De Jour 41: better late than never

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Dork De Jour 41

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NEWS:

GIRLS GONE WILD founder and complete sleazebag Joe Francis goes to jail!
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/business/la-fi-francis6apr06,1,7028851.story?coll=la-headlines-business-enter

George Clooney is given free lemonade, tips 20 bucks!
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3010073&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, then Disney boots him from POTC3 publicity.
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/04/05/keith-richards-annoys-disney-wont-be-promoting-pirates3-much/

Aaron Sorkin to write broadway story for Flaming Lips Musical:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html

Kevin Costner sues because some manager didn’t promote his shitty band:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/ah4767.shtml


MOVIES:

Torture movie CAPTIVITY loses its rating over nasty ass billboards
http://removetherating.blogspot.com/

QT is once again saying that he will be doing INGLORIOUS BASTARDS next:
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/27/inglorious-bastards-up-next-for-quentin-tarantino/

Comics Grant Morrison to pen movie based on crappy video game.
http://www.filmwad.com/grant-morrison-to-pen-area-51--2089-p.html

TV:

LEWIS BLACK!!! PATTON OSWALT!!! SOME OTHER DUDES!!!
NEW PILOT!! WHOOOOOO!
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/04/lewis-blacks-new-pilot-taping-in-los-angeles-tomorrow-afternoon/

SANJAYA keeps on truckin, despite the fact that he’s suckin!
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=53e82582-40d9-4a0f-91ed-27bcbe952ef7

So wait… Bob Dylan is a Cylon?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32045
Stuff happened on LOST!
http://lost.cubit.net/viewArticle.php?id=222373

SUPERCOOL SONG OF THE WEEK!
Alanis Morrisette rules!!! We love her lumpless lady lumps:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/03/alanis-loves-her-lumps/


Dork De Jour 40

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Dork De Jour 40
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NEWS:

It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS!

NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html
Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude??
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/
Captain America – Dead
Stephen Colbert willed his Shield
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926
Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her..
Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody?
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1

MOVIES:
Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter???
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627
Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam??
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551
You didn’t think 300 would get past us?
Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301?
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/
Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/
TV:
Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year!

Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character!

LOST is really good, why is no one talking?
Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN?
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969
ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779
ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/

NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK!
Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY!
http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php


Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

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Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

NEWS:
Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C

OSCAR ROUNDUP:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9

ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY
http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html

MOVIES
JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK
Who would YOU cast as the leads?
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/

ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!
But….its long!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C

300 OPENING MARCH 9
OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info

SIN CITY 2 starts filming!
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book

TV
KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?
Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html

JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE
And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'









HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!
http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.php


Is this the new Britney?

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Duh duh duh duhh...snap snap...duh duh duh duuh...snap snap


Dork De Jour 38: Trainwrecks R Us!

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The Bears lost, Andy Reid is on vacation and football is over.

NEWS:
Anna Nicole Smith is dead, and the whole world is watching a non stop train wreck!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070212/ap_en_tv/anna_nicole_smith_bahamas;_ylt=Au3ThDsIhdcTZ_8nkwhpZupxFb8C

The Dixie Chicks win a bunch of Grammies!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070212/music_nm/grammys_dc;_ylt=AnP4hSYcPJE1q9H..oimkqtxFb8C

MOVIES:

HOLY CRAP! George Lucas thinks EMPIRE is the worst SW film?
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/02/10/george-lucas-empire-strikes-back-was-the-worst-star-wars-film/

You can download ALL the oscar movies free! (Illegally)
http://valleywag.com/tech/piracy/download-all-the-oscar-contenders-235855.php

The story of the astronaut turned stalker optioned by producers…
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2863716&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

TELEVISION:
Link
A new reality show. Starring the MUPPETS???
http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2007/011307.shtml

LOST was new!! And it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!
http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/02/only-fools-are-enslaved-by-time-and.html


STUPID ……OF THE WEEK
The Hooha Monologues?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6347649.stm


Dork De Jour 37: DA BEARS

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Dork De Jour 37

DA BEARS ARE IN THE SUPAHBOWLLLLLLL!!!

NEWS:

But Britney isn’t!
http://www.nydailynews.com/01-16-2007/news/story/489076p-411883c.html

Silver Surfer showed his crotch too!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303

MOVIES:

Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett Johannsen to play her in a movie
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7006140476

Sam Raimi to make web slinging, boomstick carrying hobbits?
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2007/01/29/raimi-taking-the-reigns-of-the-hobbit/

Dakota Fanning on rape scene in new movie “Its called acting”
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/24/sundance.fanning.ap/index.html

OSCAR NOMINATIONS ARE OUT
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31338

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT: THE SHINS

TV:

Lost planning the end, won’t go out like X-Files
http://www.tvweek.com/news.cms?newsId=11372

Is American Idol too mean?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=26997

STUPID MARE OF THE WEEK
Everyone involved with Barbaro.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html


Episode 36: quickly drunkly

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Dork De Jour 36: Back in the groove baby.

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Pimp interview Derek and Steve the Aussie did with Uwe Boll:
http://www.virtualchainsaw.libsyn.com/

Miracleman’s best of 2006 list (its at the top of the DDJ Gmail)

NEWS

David Beckham to play a real American game, Soccer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/soccer/01/11/beckham.mls/index.html?cnn=yes

Apple shows off new iphone, and I WANT IT!! Lets see if we can beg til Steve Jobs gives us phones:
http://www.apple.com/iphone/

Van Halen, REM and others to join Rock and Roll hall of fame:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070108/ap_on_en_mu/rock_hall_inductees_2

MOVIES

The infighting over LOTR, the Hobbit and money keeps on, Peter Jackson now banned from New Line:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31211


James Cameron AND M Night to each make films called Avatar?
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31185
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31186

TV

O’ Reilly and Colbert to meet… and the world didn’t explode!
http://apnews.myway.com//article/20070109/D8MHUAU80.html

24 season 6 leaked!
http://torrentfreak.com/24-season-6-leaked-on-bittorrent/

is BSG gonna kill off Starbuck???
http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2007/01/something_profo.html

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Donald Trump, Rosie, Barbara, et al… But especially the Donald!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070111/ap_en_ce/people_madonna


DORK DE JOUR AND VIRTUAL CHAINSAW TALK TO UWE BOLL!!!

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That's right kool kats and kiddos, Steve (the aussie from our E3 coverage) and I sit down for both halves of a two part interview with reviled director Uwe Boll. Laugh, cry and...well, not really cry, just laugh as we talk to the fascinating man who gave us such crap video game movies as BLOODRAYNE, ALONE IN THE DARK and HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

Listen close, because he is gonna spill all on what may be the MOST hated video game movie ever, POSTAL.
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Episode 35: Best of 2006

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Ya know, sometimes it's OK to go off the rails. So this episode is dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly that was 2006.
Come with us as we laugh, cry, hurl, and scream about the year that was.
Enjoy the trainwreck!


Dork De Jour 34: BNAT!!!!

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BNAT!!!

We all went to the annual BUTT-NUMB-A-THON, aka BNAT!

CHIRPY!
BLACK SNAKE MOAN!
DREAMGIRLS ! ONCE APON A GIRL! INHERIT THE WIND! ROCKY BALBOA! FOOTAGE FROM the film FANBOYS! KNOCKED UP! ZWARTBOEK (Blackbook) THE INFORMER! RAW FORCE! SMOKIN' ACES! 300!


Dork De Jour 33: Turkey in our belly

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DDJ 33: The age when Chris Farley, John Belushi and Jesus died

NEWS;
Director Robert Altman dies: What is your favorite Altman film?

OJ’s book and tv show detailing “If I Did It” canned:

Gossip: Britney, Britney Britney:
First she’s smart, she dumps the Federline!Then, rumored sex tape, just doesn’t exist!
Then…. It all falls apart.She’s hanging out with Paris Hilton
She also seems to show her bits n pieces a whole heck of a lot!

Pammy and Kid Rock… divorcing!

MAKE JOE REVIEW ETHEL MERMAN DOES DISCO

MOVIES:
Peter Jackson drops off THE HOBBIT:

Hold the phone Bilbo! Maybe he will do it

WB to produce a DTV V FOR VENDETTA SEQUEL

TV:
FOX NEWS to start a “Daily Show for Conservatives

Battlestar moving to Sundays?

Show Roundup… as we head into the “Fall finales” season

STUPID GIRLS OF THE WEEK
Michael Richards, aka “KKKramer”…evidently loves dropping N bombs


Dork De Jour 32: BIRFDAY!!!

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DDJ 32- Shit Megan Wants to Talk About

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News

NO Axl...you have to be drunk to BUY these tickets you Botoxed asshole:

ROAD TRIP! –Man finds opiates in his Taco Bell

Italian men RULE! Armani putting size 14s on the catwalk!

Food of Shame...Did I make this up?

Proof!

FEDERLINE O-rama!!
ERASE THE TAPE PEOPLE!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT! LET THE FEDERLINING Begin!!

Movies

What does Independent Mean?

Heres a though-Don’t be a BIGOT in front of a camera!!

Megan Rambles about movies and Joe and Derek Interject

TV

Who was hotter on Lost? Captain TightPants or Sawyer?

Celebrity Supernatural Project : Gary Busey! Ghosts! JEREMIAH TROTTER!

BSG

Megan Rambles about TV and Joe and Derek Interject

Stupid Girl of the Week

Megan...and she will tell you why!


Dork De Jour 31: Rant o Rama

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NEWS:

*Is this proof that Linsday Lohan is on METH?

*Neil Patrick Harris comes out! What other celebrities do we think should just get it over with?


We all saw BORAT!!! Reviews, thoughts
*FOX doesn’t think all us hillbillies in middle America can “get” BORAT

*On the other hand, Universal thinks the followup to Borat is worth a boatload of money:

MOVIES:
*HALO gets scuttled!

*Spider Man 3 news/rumor: BRUUUUUUCE!

*28 WEEKS LATER raw footage:

TV:
*ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT creator gets new show!

*Bob Barker is gonna quit THE PRICE IS RIGHT!

*HEROES, LOST, BSG, ETC…..
*LOST theory that lets Derek say big words:

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
*Marcia Cross of desperate housewives…You had a bunch of nudie pics of yourself, cool, but how fucking retarded are you to THROW THEM IN THE TRASH…hello! STUPID!


Dork De Jour 30:CALL * 206-339-4753 * THE DORKLINE

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NEWS

Only because I understand

His...SECOND Wife?!

Movies!
Derek was at AFF! What did he see?!

Break out the turnips!! ITS FRAGGLE ROCK!

This is reprehensible

Now we speculate about Harvey Dent!

HOLLA WEIRD AL!


TV

BSG, LOST, SO on and So forth!

STUPID BITCH OF THE WEEK:

RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!!


Dork De Jour 29- Off the Rails on this Crazy Train

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The Show!

Sorry guys, we really should have show notes. However, we were pretty much like teenagers when our parents went away.

So enjoy the trainwreck!!


Dork De Jour :28 -Reference War!!

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Dork De Jour 28

A night of 1,000 references, and they are all obscure!

NEWS:

Scarlett Johannsen says: “I’m not promiscuous” Derek cancels trip to LA and cries:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-10-09-scarlett-allure_x.htm?csp=34

Legendary NYC punk bar CBGB closing after 33 years:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_en_ot/cbgb_s_shutdown

Bears are 5-0 and we are under full Super Bowl Shuffle Alert!
Hit 'em low! Hit 'em high! Watch our Eagles Fly!...The need to spell TO's last name PWNED!

MOVIES:

Megan and Joe geek out over the DEPAHHTED. Name your dream Scorcese!

EVAN ALMIGHTY may be the most expensive comedy ever:
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/universal/evan-almighty-the-most-expensive-comedy-story-ever-told-206378.php

SERENITY 2 is not out of the question. Ok...Joss is just fucking with us now.
http://whedonesque.com/comments/11513 - 144407

CASINO ROYALE-James Bond is a Ford man?
http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?http://www.showbizdata.com/contacts/picknews.cfm/42481/JAMES_BOND_TO_DRIVE_A_FORD?

TV:

HEROES sued by garbage disposal company:
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/heroes/heroes_sued_for_accuracy.aspx

SMITH bites the dust:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20061009/en_tv_eo/20183;_ylt=Avmibx.z6IRVwBT8FIb4TYlpMhkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBjMHVqMTQ4BHNlYwN5bnN1YmNhdA--

Will NBC be promoting BSG to main network?
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/10/10/will-battlestar-galactica-make-a-jump-to-nbc/

Or is the peacock going to work the RUNWAY?

LOST action figures, but no shirtless Sawyer? (or any Sawyer)
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30344

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Snore-nna Miller: evidently she hates Pittsburgh, is it really that bad there?
http://perezhilton.com/topics/sienna_miller/sluttyienna_fucks_up_again_20061011.php



Episode 27: CLOONEY TO FOLEY...WHAT A RIDE!

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Dork De Jour 27: Clooney to Foley…what a ride!


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News:
George Clooney reveals master plan to stop Paparazzi: Date Leo DiCaprio

“Jackbutt 2” opens in Iowa!


When bitches collide: Shanna Moakler-DeLaHoya-Barker punches Paris Hilton in the face

Jean Paul Gaultier responds to the size 0 model controversy by using size 20’s

new celebrity sex tape: Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL: EWWW!

MAKE JOE REVIEW IT:

This week: EVANESCENSE’s THE OPEN DOOR

AMAZON LINK:


FOOTBALL:


Did TO try to kill him self? Will it matter when he returns to Philly this Sunday?

MOVIES:


Whedon confirms what we all figured, no SERENITY 2.

Downey Jr, to play IRON MAN!

Theyre really remaking REVENGE OF THE NERDS?

and CHIPS? No way!

TV:

LOST Debuted… WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE

JERICHO is getting Better, RUNWAY is ending, and…

Im gonna give HEROES a couple weeks because of the writer:

Stupid girl of the week:


Cmon, you thought we were gonna let Foley get off without a comment?


Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

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Dork De Jour Episode 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.


Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!
206-339-4753
Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!

We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!

NEWS:

Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?

K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!

London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?

MUSIC VEGAS HATES:
THIS WEEK:
FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess


Book Review:
World War Z by Max Brooks
Amazon Link - World War Z
MOVIES:
Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.

Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:

TV:

NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:
Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.
Is it the Madden Curse?
Amazon Link Madden
Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.

Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.
Saints win in a return to the Superdome.

Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?

RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???

LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!

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Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII


Episode 26: New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

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Dork De Jour Episode 26 - New stuff, old stuff, and the society punched.

Call the Dorkline: Put it in your phone!
206-339-4753
Sarah called the dorkline, but it suffered from cellphone cut out….don’t worry, we will get back with her soon. Maybe sooner than you think!

We have some new features, among which, when we review a CD, DVD or video game prominently, the shownotes will have an amazon link, which actually, eventually could PAY for us to get stuff to review!!!

NEWS:

Willie Nelson arrested for having weed and mushrooms when his tour bus was pulled over in Beaux Bridge Louisiana. Um…dude. Did anyone notice that it was WILLIE FUCKING NELSON?

K-Fed not including Popo Zao on his new album! WAAAAH!

London model turned boutique owner claims a certain (unnamed in the article) Hollywood stylist is actually a meth dealer. Could this be why one particular stylists group of clients all suddenly weighed 10 lbs?

MUSIC VEGAS HATES:
THIS WEEK:
FERGIE- THE DUTCHESS Amazon link - The Dutchess


Book Review:
World War Z by Max Brooks
Amazon Link - World War Z
MOVIES:
Jackass #2 is actually #1, and steevo pissed on the red carpet at the premiere.

Our Austin friends see APOCALYPTO, and Mel Gibson mouths off:

TV:

NFL CRAP WE CARE ABOUT:
Bears slide past Minnesota at home, next up, Seattle, without Shaun Alexander.
Is it the Madden Curse?
Amazon Link Madden
Philly DT scores a touchdown! You will believe a fat man can run.

Chris Simms plays half a game with a ruptured spleen, but Joe still hates him.
Saints win in a return to the Superdome.

Zach Braff is planning an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT comeback…on SCRUBS?

RUNWAY CONTROVERSY???

LOST NEWS: Sawyer, Charlie and Jack told to stop frolicking nude, because Megan Might see and therefore be happy.

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Brandon Davis finally gets his! WOOO EEE! Kevin Connolly, we are gonna watch ENTOURAGE a million times! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!


Episode 25: WIIIIIIIIIIII

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NEWS
LEFT BEHIND: THE GAME

Dog the Bounty Hunter arrested for kidnapping… Are Mullets legal in Mexican prisons?

Madrid’s biggest fashion show bans too skinny models

This Christmas, we all go WIIIIII
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/business/285027_nintendo14.html

MOVIES
BORAT causes international incident with Khazakstan. Wait, Khazakstan is a real place

is MGM really gonna make THE HOBBIT?

Peter Jackson to film THE LOVELY BONES in Megan’s old stomping grounds?

Movie about the assassination of http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117949855?categoryid=1043&cs=1 causes a stir in Toronto

TV
So, Nip/Tuck is 2 weeks in, Survivor and the Wire Started, Big Brother and Rock Star Ended…what do we think?

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK
Whitney, while finally making a move that WASN’T stupid, we just can not, in good consience pass this up. What the FUCK took so long, you stupid crackhead?


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Dork De Jour 24: Fall Preview and goodbye to Irwin. Call the Dorkline at 206-339-4753


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YAY for listener comments! Kingdaddy is our FIRST AUDIO CALL IN to the dorkline!
206-339-4753
NEWS


Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin passes away, while doing his job.

Captain Kirk is afraid of boldly going into Space!

Speaking of Hairpieces, Suri Cruise was revealed in Vanity fair, is it just me, or does she look a LOT like Chris Klein?


MOVIES

Peter Jackson announces new project "Dambusters" while historians ponder whether he is going to be historically accurate with the racist name of the hero's dog.

Aintitcool.com has pictures from Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF portion of GRINDHOUSE, and it's being shot at our post geek christmas get together spot!!!

Latest Wonder Woman Rumor: Katharine McPhee is the latest celebrity chick rumored to be strapping on the golden lasso.

TV

Battlestar Galactica webisodes have frackin finally started, every tuesday and thursday! We are gonna get the tale of THE RESISTANCE, four minutes at a time! about felgercarbing time!

Fall TV Preview!

TV Roundup! What was on beisides Rock Star... oh, a new Dane Cook special, and it...was mildly amusing, I guess!


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK

This is WAAAAY too easy kids. Paris Hilton was arrested for a DUI... come on Paris, youre SUPPOSED to make this a little difficult! Oh wait... according to our favorite celebrity blogger, PEREZ Hilton (no relation) she wasnt wasted, and the cops only detained her for 15 minutes, mostly beause of the amout of paparazzi outside.

CALL THE DORKLINE: 206-339-4753


Episode 23: Back From Vacation - Listener Comment Line 206-339-4753

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Dork De Jour 23: Back from a few weeks off!

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We now have the Dial a Dork comment line!
206-339-4753

While we were gone, lots of stuff happened, but… ONE THING outclasses them all

SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE!!!

NEWS:

I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!
Former child actor Haley Joel Osment was charged last week with an OWI, Drunk Underage, and possession of weed after crashing his car into a mailbox.


A Colorado man spent 30 grand to have lunch with Jessica Beil.


MOVIES:
Tom Cruise dumped…by paramount. Sumner Redstone makes a personal slap in the face to the Mission Impossible star, in his statement.


Zooey Deschanel is cast in a Janis Joplin biopic:


TV:
Emmys happened, do we care. The best shows never get nominated. Battlestar, Rome, Deadwood, Lost, won zero awards. What shows are we looking forward to starting?

Survivor will split the tribes into 4 different ethnic groups, white, black, asian, Hispanic. Is this an interesting social experiment as the show says, or a bad thing? General Motors has pulled its sponsorship of the show, are they being sissies and bitching because the producers have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking?


TV roundup. Rockstar, Runway, Deadwood finale, Entourage Finale, ..etc

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:
Nicole Ritchie: its SOOOOO hard being a skinny chick!


The dial a dork message line
206-339-4753


DorkDeJour 22: THE DOUBLE DEUCE!

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Dork De Jour 22

News:

MTV protesters prove why SATIRE is dead,

Lindsay Lohan wants to go to iraq and get dehydrated.

We are on full Suri Alert


Derek is gay for Vince Vaughn

You just can’t stop the HOFF


Movies:

FEAST, reportedly the only watchable PROJECT GREENLIGHT film is gonna have a late night theatrical run…YAY GULAGER!

OMG… Trailer for THE QUIET . I totally visited that set!!!


Why did the blow EVERY freaking surprise in the Descent?

Oh wow Kevin Smith is venturing into Horror...and it isn’t Jersey Girl 2


TV:

Fat, Drunk Baldwin to star in Christopher’s horror film.

Flavor of LOVE

Does he THINK we didn’t see the Aristocrats?



Stupid Girl of the Week:

Maybe it isn’t the Hillbillies that are inbred...maybe it’s the wealthy


EPISODE 21: SIX DEGREES OF WILMER

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DDJ 21: Wow… Six Degrees of Wilmer!

NEWS

Mel Gibson is soooo fucked:

Morgan Creek Films studio head not buying Lindsay Lohan’s crap anymore.

Neither is Island Records UK

Dina Lohan (Mom of the year) responds

MTV turns 25…and they’re embarrassed about their age

Movies
In a related rant RAMBO 4 script REQUIRED to have a “teen team?”

What Trailers do we love right now?
I am all about BLACK DAHLIA and THE DEPARTED
Joe loves CHILDREN OF MEN
Megan is digging on THE PRESTIGE

Harry Potter to show his patronus wand on stage

It’s official! Heath Ledger is the Joker, in BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT

TV:

Life imitating art imitating whaaaaa? Aquaman now being considered as a feature because of ENTOURAGE and ITUNES

Birds of a feather flock together. Pres Bush meets Kellie Pickler.

Wyatt Earp showed up on DEADWOOD, and Hearst starts fucking with newspapers/

RUNWAY is getting HUGE

Dave Navarro’s hitting on ROCK STAR contestants, but its being edited out, now can we edit Tommy Lee out?

America’s Next Top Model writers on strike…reality show writers want rights!

Stupid Girl of the week:
Brett Rattner. Stupid, fat, coked out whoremonger, who has SOOO many times tried to get in and be one of the “cool kids” at aicn, thinking it would get him a fucking pass on his shitty fucking movies, decides to tee off on Harry Knowles? Why, because Harry thinks that DEREK, JOE, MEGAN, SISTER SAM and the lot are more fun to have around than him? I guess Harry’s idea of fun isn’t doing blow off the ass of some Russian sex slave with more diseases than the monkey in OUTBREAK.



PODCAST!


Episode 20: HOLY CRAP! Twenty???

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Updated, hoping itunes grabs this feed right!


DDJ 19: After The Con, you can live again

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NEWS:

Recap and discussion of CONvergence 2006

Superman…to show his superjunk?

Cleanflix” not allowed to re edit films for rental

Michael Douglas gets peed on?

Sam Jackson IS GOD!! IT IS WRITTEN!

MOVIES:

SNAKES ON A PLANE used as a term by JESSE HELMS people:

Indiana Jones Jr is a girl? Padamame, Pandabear? Whats her name?

Pirates made eleventy billion dollars

Marvel announces May 2008 for


TV:

South park is emmy nominated for the episode that pissed off Tom Cruise and Isaac Hayes

and that makes Comedy Central feel the episode was OK to re air

TV Show Ressurected by YOUTUBE

LOST
Season 3 Spoilers-sorta:

Galactica sneek peak


Rock Star boots boring poser real estate agent and Big hair boring guy.

Deadwood: is a removed eye as good as a shield decapitation? Liberia? Is this show kinda…meh this year?


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:
Not eating must cause rage, because Naomi Campbell has found a way to wreck a YACHT!

PODCAST


EPISODE #18: THE ABBREVIATED CON-CAST

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Live from CONvergence con in Minneapolis Minnesota. Sound Quality kinda stinks, but hey, its awesome that we did it.

What else do you need to know?

PODCAST


Episode 17: MEATFLAPS BABY!

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News:

It’s hard out there for a


Movie Critic
busted selling Movie Screeners:

RIAA sues kids dancing on YOUTUBE

WAHH!!

Just...c’mon



Movies:

More than meets MY ASS!!

M. Night Shyamalan is a whiny bitch?
http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/la-fi-lady23jun23,1,4015155.story
in case you need a password to read it

40 things you didn’t know about the Man of Steel:

Anti American action film shows at Muslim Film Fest in SF

Background on the film

Anghus' first film is available on the web for free!!

Woo! Spidey Baby!


TV:

Futurama returns with all new episodes on Comedy Central

GO TEAM VENTURE!

CBS Kills “Tuesday Night Book Club” because it sucks.

Stupid Girl of the Week:

They made TINKERBELL a stupid girl!

PODCAST


Podshow PDN

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Dork De Jour episode 16: Sweet Sweet Sixteen

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET SIXTEEN

NEWS:

So like, the Tonys happened, and um… a bunch of people I vaguely recognize won for plays and musicals I haven’t heard of.

FCC increases the fines for making TV interesting:

Pee Wee’s playhouse reruns to join ADULT SWIM: Good idea or SAVED BY THE BELL REDUX?

MOVIES:
Cars cleans up at the box office, but not so much breaking records…Sorta like Joe said.


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
is already filming in Italy

Jar Jar is BACK

EW Picks the 25 most controversial films ever, guess what tops the list.
Hint: its entertainment weekly, the #1 will be the most recent one…always.

TV:

New shows started on HBO! YAY!

Why is Major Dad appearing on DEADWOOD

Entourage and Lucky Louie are so funny… a little pee came out of me when I watched them.

Network tv…. Just doesn’t get the summer thing. The new shows suck. Did you see WINDFALL? More like WINDBREAK

Stupid Girl of the Week:

Alyssa Milano’s mom not content with censoring internet images of her daughter’s hoo has from the grade D direct to video skin flicks she does, now she wants to push her fansites into oblivion… BY THE POWER OF THREE, I BANISH YOU TO THE D LIST!

(Audio comment from Jesus)
PODCAST


SPECIAL INTERVIEW EDITION

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On this SPECIAL EDITION of Dork De Jour, we have docuganda, Tom DeLay and SNAKES ON A PLANE! Megan speaks to Texas Film maker Jim Schermbeck on life, liberty, and the pursuit of the big adventure in documentary filmmaking.

Welcome to all our new friends coming to hear the full interview, and those of you who didnt see it, check out the revew right HERE!

Be sure to stop back in tomorrow and catch the regular show, every tuesday!

Or sign up at Itunes and get us automatically!

Thanks!

Without further adieu, here it is: PODCAST


EPISODE 15: SATAN 060606

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NEWS:

RHCP accused of plaigarism:

Huge ass raid of bittorent site PIRATE BAY

Would you get a Tattoo that you could change at will?

FUCK YOU HILLBILLES! Dixie Chicks #1

MOVIES:

Just for Megan: Amanda Bynes says she has signed to play Tracy Turnblad’s best friend in the movie of the musical of the movie HAIRSPRAY… John Travolta to play Edna Turnblad.

CARS opens this weekend, to great reviews but some people seem to think it will suck

Rob Zombie to remake/reimagine HALLOWEEN…

THE BREAK UP tops X3, showing that no matter how big a week a guy film has, your girlfriend will still want to see a chick flick.

TV:
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DEADWOOD to get 4 extra hours after this season to wrap series up:

SOPRANOS ENDS for the year, were you disappointed?

Big Love ended for the year…

Katie Couric leaves Today show for CBS Evening News, will she look as old as Bob Scheiffer?

STUPID SHITHEAD GIRL:
K Fed is the one selling stuff to the tabloids.

Meanwhile: Britney is posting poems that sound like shes done with the parasite.

Remembrance of Who I Am May 22, 2006

No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I'm craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I'm being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can't see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you're naive.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don't see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it's way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I've only just begun.

The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn't speak.

You're awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I'm bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She's not the same person that you're used to.

You trick me one, twice, now it's three.
Look who's smiling now
Damn, it's good to be me!

*This is for everyone who thinks they know me...




Podcast!


The popfilter!

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Ok, heres the homemade device that I use to stop from POPPING my P's





Feel free to email us if you have any questions.


Episode 14: A DIFFRENT HASSELHOFF

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News

No Batwoman will not date you!

I TOLD you...he is probably under my couch

Movies

Ok, admit it. You are all actually 12


INXS
the Movie- “ You aahhh not roight fo ahhh band!”

X3 and its majestic suckitude!

But, But, But...WOLVERINE IS HOT

TV

Smart kids crying = FUNNY


Damnit I am talking about American Idol ..will the tears of the Hasslehoff heal our nation?




Lost , Sopranos, Big Love FINALE O’RAMA.

Law and Order


STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK


Ooooohhhhh Mischa’s a bitch, she’s a big ole bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! ( Maybe she’s just hungry)

PODCAST


Episode 13: The Judas Gambit!

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News
Our kind listener Jesus sends us this, um, great moment in anthropology

Axl didn’t your momma teach you not to fight with hobbits?
Dixie Chicks-Still aren’t playin’ nice and country music radio takes its barbies and goes home!!!
Movies
Grindhouse /Jesus/ and chocolate bunnies...what do they have in common?

Is this a BAD OMEN?! Snerk


Derek saw the Davinci code...is it really Gnosticism for dummies?

Supes trailer

Early X men buzz!

Music

Ummm Madonna? Yeah, I have been wanting to tell you something...SHUT UP AND PLAY Like a Prayer!

TV

Tom Cruise.... SVU?

AI Rumors, Sopranos, Lost, Big Love

Stupid Girl
It ISNT Britney


SHUT UP YOU TWAT FACED DICKWEED!

PODCAST


Episode 12: The Clip Show

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NEWS:

Army claims HBO Documentary could be bad for veterans mental health.

Porn drives Technology… what has Derek been saying…

Director Richard Kelly detained trying to leave country: Is it a conspiracy, or do we have tinfoil hats on:


MOVIES:
Miami Vice trailer hits the web…

TV:
Lost was awesome, Survivor was awesome, Sopranos wasn’t half bad and Big Love was Awesome.

Poor booted Chris from AI does in fact have a job offer, from some band ive never heard of, but Megan and Tim have.

Is Deadwood ?

CUWBPN renews Everwood despite it having aired its last episode… Veronica Mars fans sweat, but Kristin Bell isn’t scared.


">VM gets 13 episodeshttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Bonus Picture of that kid from 7th Heaven with Joel Michaely and some idiot in a white shirt



STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Long overdue… PARIS HILTON who went to E3 and couldn’t remember the name of her own game…

PODCAST


EPISODE 11: IM LIKE ME, BITCH!

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punches ouhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gift a paparazzo

Michael
Jackson furious at GQ for spoof photo illustrations:

there is a book called KING DORK… we must find this guy and talk to him.

WOLF MOTHER-Unicorns, Sabbath, Australia OH MY


MOVIES:

MI:3 opens big… not as big as expected… Gee, ya think people MIGHT be sick of Tommy?

Cardinal urges legal action over DA VINCI CODE:

Theyre making a DA VINCI CODE board game… what? No action figures??

VIDEO GAMES

Sony unveils the PS3, and it costs more than my first car!


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OMG DOOD! LOST WAS SWEET!!

Lets not forget, the book manuscript Sawyer was reading last week…. Is available:

OMG DOOD ITS LIKE A :

HBO planning Sitcom set in wartime Iraq:

Top Chef Gossip!

The shut down LeeAnne’s Blog!? Luckily we got cache!

Git your bets on!

American Idol-Vegas odds!

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK:

Nicole… he dumped you a week before your prenup ran out, he immediately jumped on a couch for his new GF, and had a baby he wouldn’t give you with her… but you still love him? I hate women like you

PODCAST



You know you ladies love his sexy aussie voice....

PODCAST!


Episode 10: X Marks the Plop

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Stephen Colbert at Correspondents Dinner


George Clooney is really getting into the fight against the atrocities in Darfur Sudan:

Rush Limbaugh avoids jail…cuts a deal
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People aren’t ready for a flight 93 movie..as much as they are a stupid Robin Williams covered in poo movie…

Da Vinci Code banned by vatican...boo hoo

Bomb Squad destroys talking MI 3 newspaper box.

DEAR GOD IT SUCKS… MAKE IT STOP

French Bond trailer out…

Ummm… ok.

Superman footage starting to trickle out

YAY. ME LIKEY SUPERMAN!

Console Corner

Nintendo renames the Revolution to the Wii (wee)….


Sopranos… LOST, etc….

Is this the last year for Paula Abdul on AI?


Clash of the Titans remake:

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Stupid Girl of the Week/ The Golden Federline award:

Anna Nicole Smith wins in supreme court

PODCAST


EPISODE 9: JOE IS 30!!!

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NEWS:


Katie Holmes and Brook Shields give birth THE SAME DAY!!!


Elton John and George Michael in a big poofer fight…



People having Pay per View séance to speak to John Lennon via “White Noise


Bob Dylan and Merle Haggard play tiny fundraiser for local newspaper columnist with Lou Gherig’s disease.


Weresmurf Steve's review of BLACK

MOVIES:

MTV Movie Awards nominations… does anyone care who wins?


JJ Abrams (Alias, Lost, MI: 3) to take over Star Trek!!! YAY IT MIGHT NOT SUCK!!!

Summer Movie Preview:
http://www.movieweb.com/news/43/11943.php

TV:
Amy Sherman Palladino to leave Gilmore Girls:


BIG LOVE
to get second season.. and we don’t have to wait 2 years!!!


ROME… second season filming begins

Survivor Bruce Kanegai leaves SURVIVOR: EXILE ISLAND…because he can’t poop

Harassment/ Hostile Workplace lawsuit over FRIENDS writers room ruled in favor of shit talking:

LOST NEWS:
Libby may be leaving the island… because she has a pilot at CBS:

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK: CHARLIE SHEEN!

Charlie Sheen is just… fucked!

PODCAST!


Technical Weirdness 25 minutes in only lasts 3-4 minutes!

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So just fast forward or you will Miss Snakes on a Plane HAIKU!!



News

Theres actually a term for internet controlled sex toys: Teledildonics….

power your sound system off a battery made from 500lbs of potatoes…


Is Lance Bass of the Backsync boys dating this guy who looks like Van Heflin?

Hot Teacher who slept with a 13 year old was trolling myspace for underage dick:


Movies

Scary Movie 4 is tops at the box office… someone kill the Zuckers and Wayans NOW,.

Apocalypto delayed…


New MI:3 theme song… by Kanye West

Yeah I liked gold digger, but Kanye west is crazy….

UNITED 93 is getting close to hitting screens, but is THIS what I want to see for horror?

SOAP blog letter, with musical links!
Make Sure to Visit



Television


Sopranos, Lost, Big Love,
AI http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

Brian May says AI is rigged

Beg for people to comment on Grays Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, House, and others…

Requiem for the West Wing?

Stupid Girls of the Week…

Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan… fighting over BRETT RATTNER???

PODCAST



Step on the Elevator, press number Seven, that’s all you got to do to get to Seventh Heaven.

Dorks Make Better Lovers


Pitt and Clooney http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.giffighting over casino


Katie Holmes Silent

Eminem and Kim Mathers… Divorce…again…or um...wha


Movies:http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

They are FINALLY making a simpsons movie…10 years too

Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba all in a snit over their boobies

What Songs do you never want to hear in trailers again?!

Solsbury Hill ( three of you)
Kentrel from AICN- Never wants to hear a scratch again
DannyT- The music from legends of the fall and shawshank redemption.
Vegas has a list too

Pre emptive Moratorium: Holla Back Girl!


TV:

Sopranos and Lost and Big Love and…

Battlestar Galactica began filming season 3…WOOOT!

And does Katee Sackhoff hate AICN for calling her “manshoulders”?

All those itunes shows on ABC just became free?
Is apple pissed? Um, no…http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif

A bunch of awesome shows *Daily Show, Shield, South Park, BSG, win Peabody awards… FUCK YOU EMMIES!

Stupid Girl of the Week:
LINDSAY LOHAN

Seriously, wear PANTIES to the Kids Choice awards


PODCAST


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Podcast Six: Return of the Dork

Madly move into the murky morass of moral malignece.

General Weirdness:

So WHAT is good for your heart?

Uhh...Bad Kitty

And you think YOU are bored!


Gunman opens fire at seattle “Zombie Rave”…I don’t think either of us have anything funny to say about that. BUT… this idea of a Zombie Rave is COOL!

Movies

Hey! He was in Spongebob


We are OUT FOR BLOOD!



Bond Pics in E Weekly

No we didn’t make this shit up!
Jack Abramoff produced RED SCORPION


TV

Fez is HUNG


Sopranos

Lost JJ Abrahms USED to be a Scientologist...hmmmm?

Big Love


Music

Britney has doggie style babies

Love Advice:

Horny in Houston goes to S&M clubs...how does he break this to a new , vanilla girlfriend?

PODCASTT


Episode 5: The Dorks Strike Back

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We go from David Lynch as a moonie, to the stupid girl of the week
News:

David Lynch to speak in Fairfield, but its about Meditation


Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright start on HOT FUZZ next week


The South Park stuff that just wont end:
Was Isaac Hayes REALLY the one who decided he should leave:

Trey and Matt strike back, only… ANIMATED

Pre Pixelated clothes for Reality Shows:

V For Vendetta

Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!! From PG-13 to R? THANK YOU INTERNET!!


Eweekly reports that they want to re-make the dirty dozen- BAD HOLLYWOOD!
But CAN it be done?!

Rumors abound with Alien Vs Predator 2. Galveston TX?! WAFFLE HOUSE!? What the holy FRACK?!

TV:
Lost is back

Dial Idol- Is American Idol fixed? Sure looks like a site got too close to the man behind the curtain! Why are the fans so grassy knoll? Vote For the Worst?!
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Sopranos is two episodes in

Stupid Girl of the week:

Paula Abdul- Have the drug induced ramblings gone too far!

PODCAST


EPISODE #4: The Sausage Special

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This week. Megan is out of town, so Derek and Joe are having a boy’s night. We have special guests, Alan “Nordling”, Neil, and Writer/Director/Producer Anghus Houvouras

News

George Clooney denies being a political Blogger.

Movie Theatres want to jam cell phones.

Chef (Isaac Hayes) quits South Park over Scientology parody.


Movies

FURNACE… duh, we have Anghus on with us.

5-25-77, I was on set Tuesday.

TV


Sopranos and BIG LOVE debuted, thoughts?

Battlestar Galactica ended.

Stupid Girl of the Week

Ok, so she isn’t a GIRL… but still. 48 year old Sharon Stone wanted lots of “disturbing nudity” in Basic Instinct 2.


Dork De Jour #4


#3 and it makes as much sense as Revolutions

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Hey Dorks!

This week we delve into the “ underworld” and get you all caught up with Tony and the rest of the crew on the Sopranos, get cranky with Project Runway and get a mysterious message from GOB Bluth! We give out some Dorkies( a fantasy oscar of sorts, given by three of our listeners Thanks Bamf, Miracleman, and DanyT) and let Vegas ( Joe) kill any hope for a coherent podcast!! ( yeah we aren’t joking about that last one if you think LOST is confusing...Dharma has nothing on us!)

Random Crap

Boys accidentally catch Myspace pedo

Man arrested because of doing cocaine and having Onstar!

Movies

Superman was in Des Moines, and we made sweet sweet love. Also, they are saying that there wont be a superman trailer til MAY.

X3 trailer out, its not shittastic!

But Ian McKellen and Hugh Jackman have a spirited debate about “curing” stuff.

Michelle Williams disowned by her HS for being in Brokeback.

TV

LOST

Leaked Lost Pictures?!

STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK

Madonna?
or
Paris?

Love Advice

So let’s get it all out in the open! What do men want women to know? What do women want men to know?!

Is this list 100 percent Bullshit?!
Let us know for next week’s SAUSAGE FEST...the all testosterone pissing contest!!

Thanks for listening and C’mon and join in! You are all invited!!

Kisses and Snark
Megan ( Saffy, Beelzebub, so on and so forth)