Dork De Jour 44: This is the 44th one!

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NEWS:

Dude, when MOTLEY CRUE thinks Paris Hilton should be in jail?
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=31967

Lets see… MICHAEL LOHAN seems like the sane one sane in that family… wonder why shes a drunk.


No wonder he couldn’t make it work with Maris or Daphne!
http://www.usmagazine.com/david_hyde_pierce

A dude got on a plane with TB…. And his FIL worked at the CDC…weird
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070601/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_infection;_ylt=Ag05nGsoDVVE3E14.Slcgdqs0NUE

MUSIC:

What if NiN did the Hillary Clinton Theme song…
http://crowdctrl.com/2007/05/23/hillary-to-select-capital-g-as-campaign-theme

Speaking of music: MAKE JOE REVIEW IT IS BACK!!!

MAROON FIVE BABY

MOVIES:

Spidey made a bajillion in a black suit, but the idea…cost about 200 bucks.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05212007/news/nationalnews/spidey_steals_my_tights_nationalnews_reed_tucker

YAYAYA PIRATES made a giant pile of money….but less than spidey, so it’s a failure?

Wow…. So we see joker, and…. Hes really really gross!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32723

First transformers, now MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE…where’s the CARE BEARS?
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117965714.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564

Then again… BARBARELLA is confirmed!
http://www.filmwad.com/barbarella-snags-robert-rodriguez-2497-p.html

TV:

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT LOST!

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HEROES!

HOLY FUCKIN MEH….AI

HOLY SHIT! IT’S A SCHRUTE BUCK!










I've seen 2 of the new pilots of next year’s shows…

BIONIC WOMAN
LIFE!

STUPID..>EWWW of the week!

In Sveeden, ve go on de game shows to vin a kidney!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6699847.stm