Dork De Jour 40
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NEWS:

It’s the most wonderful time of the sporting year!!! NCAA MARCH MADNESS!

NEWS FLASH: PRO WRESTLERS DO STEROIDS!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/03/19/wrestlers/index.html
Anne Coulter finally says something TOO rude??
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/06/fox-news-channel-ann-coulters-fine-by-us/
Captain America – Dead
Stephen Colbert willed his Shield
http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=9926
Carol Burnett sues Family Guy for Parodying her..
Uhhh…. Isn’t she famous for parody?
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyid=2007-03-17T010507Z_01_N16246040_RTRUKOC_0_US-BURNETT.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-1

MOVIES:
Is Emma Watson quitting Harry Potter???
http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/ - article:9627
Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Marvel of Shazam??
http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=7&id=40551
You didn’t think 300 would get past us?
Will Frank Miller direct the sequel to 300? Will it be 301?
http://www.slashfilm.com/2007/03/17/frank-miller-prepping-300-sequel/
Speaking of dudes in speedos, BOND22 will not be a remake of a previous film!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/looks-like-bond-22-will-indeed-be-direct-sequel-to-casino-roy/
TV:
Lets talk about shows that just don’t feel the same this year!

Battlestar Galactica killed off the only interesting character!

LOST is really good, why is no one talking?
Is it because of HEROES ripping off WATCHMEN?
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=thud&id=8969
ROME is almost over, but Titus Pullo has a new HBO Pilot…ZOMBIES!
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31779
ANTONELLA is off AI, is the most interesting thing this year moving to porn?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/03/08/antonella-barba-the-xxx-bidding-war/

NOT SO STUPID GIRL OF THE WEEK!
Lindsay Lohan runs over a paparazzi with her car in NYC! YAY LINDSAY!
http://defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-vs-the-paparazzi-new-york-shutterbug-hood-ornament-edition-244163.php

Dork De Jour 39: Post Oscar Spectacular!

NEWS:
Not goonna do a Stupid Girl of the week, just because one stupid girl has jumped out, and really is dominating EVERYTHING stupid girly, we are gonna try it this way for a while, until Britney goes the hell away and we can get some joy back in stupidness.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/Entertainment/Britney_Spears;_ylt=Ai8XGQ6_DPLVJTM1d3kf.q5xFb8C

OSCAR ROUNDUP:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_en_mo/oscars_list_9

ANOTHER STUPID BALD PERSON: TIM HARDAWAY
http://www.miamiherald.com/414/story/13964.html

MOVIES
JJ ABRAMS IS CONFIRMED TO DIRECT STAR TREK
Who would YOU cast as the leads?
http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/02/24/jj-abrams-directing-star-trek-xi/

ZODIAC opens, FINCHER FINCHER FINCHER!
But….its long!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070228/ap_en_mo/film_are_movies_too_long;_ylt=Ao0b0wBR62Hci6Al7knAoFdxFb8C

300 OPENING MARCH 9
OOOH, an excuse to talk 300!
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809262865/info

SIN CITY 2 starts filming!
http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=2729&src=book

TV
KATHERINE HEIGL TO LEAVE GREY’S?
Could KNOCKED UP have anything to do with this?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20013627,00.html

JJ ABRAMS and JOSS WHEDON DIRECT THE OFFICE
And also, a picture of Jenna Fisher in tasteful lingeree'









HEROES WAS FRIGGIN AWESOME THIS WEEK!
http://www.fangasm.com/01television/heroes-recap-company-man.php